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RE: An Atheist Mother's Promise...
August 1, 2012 at 11:23 pm
I love that idea. Never thought of that. Then again I have no children, but if I ever adopt with my partner my kids are writing shit when they get in trouble.
As to the OP, that was just kinda awesome.
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone. 
I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....
Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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RE: An Atheist Mother's Promise...
August 1, 2012 at 11:34 pm
You should probably have them write something more substantial than shit.
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RE: An Atheist Mother's Promise...
August 2, 2012 at 1:39 am
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I'm not a mother(heck, I'm 17), but that was a very refreshing read indeed!
I am not a mother, but that was a very refreshing read indeed!
I'm not a mother, but that was a very refreshing read indeed!
I'm not a mother, but that was a very refreshing read indeed!
I love to live, and live to love.
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RE: An Atheist Mother's Promise...
August 2, 2012 at 6:39 pm
(August 1, 2012 at 6:09 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I know I know, I'm soft, and those sons of bitches take advantage of that all the time. Constantly whining about ridiculous things;
"Daddy, we're hungry...daddy, we need water, daddy..... I'm bleeding"
Suck it up whiners. While we're on the subject, how come nobody wipes my motherfucking ass, or gently powders my sack. Coddled, that's what they are. Would you believe that in nearly 4 years not a single soccer ball has been produced between the lot of em?
Shit, your kids have it easy. Mine's too busy mining coal to bitch about much.
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RE: An Atheist Mother's Promise...
August 2, 2012 at 7:12 pm
(August 2, 2012 at 1:39 am)battled12 Wrote: I'm not a mother(heck, I'm 17), but that was a very refreshing read indeed!
I am not a mother, but that was a very refreshing read indeed!
I'm not a mother, but that was a very refreshing read indeed!
I'm not a mother, but that was a very refreshing read indeed!
Got you the first time!
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RE: An Atheist Mother's Promise...
August 2, 2012 at 7:53 pm
(August 1, 2012 at 11:34 pm)Shell B Wrote: You should probably have them write something more substantial than shit.
Quite true shell. I do apologize for making such a general post. What I meant was I will give them things to write down. I personally love to read and I love to write as well. Not only will it be teaching them a lesson, but it might also give them some sort of grasp of basic writing skills as well.
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone.
I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....
Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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RE: An Atheist Mother's Promise...
August 3, 2012 at 8:32 am
Hehe, I was kidding. I made my kid write lines once. He sat there and cried for about 20 minutes without touching pencil to paper before his grandfather came in and said "Shut up and get it over with." Yes, I am that bad at discipline.
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RE: An Atheist Mother's Promise...
August 3, 2012 at 8:41 am
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Your grandfather sounds awesome.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: An Atheist Mother's Promise...
August 3, 2012 at 8:46 am
I have grandkids now, so my strategy is to fill 'em up with red cordial and lollies and hand 'em back to their parents when they start ricocheting off the walls.
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RE: An Atheist Mother's Promise...
August 3, 2012 at 8:50 am
 Badger...you iz a very BAD boy!! 
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