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Cool ways to torture yourself
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Dying, then reincarnating as me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 
Thinking of a cool way to torture myself.
Seeing that some pro-god thread that I've ignored as boring has ballooned to thirty-plus pages in a couple of days - and then unable to resist reading it right through in one go.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
  RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 9, 2012 at 11:21 pm
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2012 at 11:29 pm by Reforged.)
Handcuff me to my bed, slap me afew times, smear lipstick over my naked, vulnerable body, put a blonde wig on me, attach a car battery to my nipples, stub cigarettes out on my chest, spit on me then call me a filthy whore and urinate mercilessly on my face while putting my name down as a conservative candidate for senate... fucking yes, yes, yes, YES... I er... I mean...
Watch... Fox News... yeah...
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. 
7 day Teletubbies marathon, with only Skittles and ipecac for sustinence.
 (August 9, 2012 at 7:51 pm)Napoleon Wrote: I'll start: You must have just read the "Ontological argument" thread just as I did before reading this one.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist  (August 9, 2012 at 11:37 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: 7 day Teletubbies marathon, with only Skittles and ipecac for sustinence. When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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