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Cool ways to torture yourself
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Cool ways to torture yourself
August 9, 2012 at 7:51 pm
I'll start:

Listen to the theological arguments made by theists on this website.


Your turn, good luck topping that.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 9, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Going on r/trees when you're dry.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 9, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Going on r/spaceclops when you're not.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 9, 2012 at 8:22 pm
Impressive, sir. I concede.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 9, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Don't think I could top the OP, since that's precisely the sort of thing I was going to put myself (except I was going to staple a few names to it, just to satisfy my dritch for feline ghoti. As god is my child, I swear I'm not Lion.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 9, 2012 at 8:27 pm
Listen to a debate between Obama and Romney on legalization.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 9, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Being trapped in an elevator with Rick Santorum, while being physically restrained to prevent you from punching him in the neck.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 9, 2012 at 8:41 pm (This post was last modified: August 9, 2012 at 8:42 pm by Darth.)
Locking yourself in a freezer

Gettit? Cool ways to torture yourself

*Ba Dum Chshhhhh*
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 9, 2012 at 8:42 pm (This post was last modified: August 9, 2012 at 8:43 pm by MountOlympus.)
Cthulhu, Is this a Timelord's elevator? Because if so, anything can happen. Wink
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 9, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Spend a couple of hours at Club K5 Relax in Prague then go home without hiring one of the escorts.
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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