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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 10, 2012 at 7:48 am
Fish for us during Salmageddon.
We're a badass crew of lifelong fishermen, and even we cower in terror at the mere mention of the event. If that shit isn't cool, I think you have no idea just what it is we do.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 10, 2012 at 8:18 am
I apologize beforehand for being crass, but here goes. Eat lots of yummy and spicy food and afterwards shit fire. 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 10, 2012 at 9:19 am
A good way to torture yourself would be locking yourself into a creationist museum for 30 days with a creationist commentary constantly blabbing on on and on and on and on.
Being trapped in a flat earthers social gathering and having to hear them go over and over about everything being a conspiracy and stating absolute bollocks over and over.
And being tied to a chair while watching a sexy woman in a short red dress laying on her back with her legs slightly open and all you can do is watch her rub her body and slowly raising one of her legs but not quite revealing the soft wet spot.
Those are my top 3.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 10, 2012 at 10:45 am
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(August 9, 2012 at 8:43 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: Spend a couple of hours at Club K5 Relax in Prague then go home without hiring one of the escorts.
i really like your style dude. hahaha. reminds me of the termas in copacabana, rio de janeiro.
as for the op:
spend a weekend hanging out at college spring break bars/clubs when you're older than 30 and have the girls refer to you as, "sir".
or
living in stevie's glass enclosed world and every living being in said world farting at the same non-stop for an hour.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 10, 2012 at 10:56 am
(August 10, 2012 at 3:54 am)Kayenneh Wrote: (August 9, 2012 at 11:37 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: 7 day Teletubbies marathon, with only Skittles and ipecac for sustinence.
Taste the rainbow.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 10, 2012 at 11:32 am
Again, again!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 10, 2012 at 1:02 pm
(August 10, 2012 at 7:48 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Salmageddon.
Is that the global event where Salma Hayek takes over the world?
I wouldn't mind.
I've got one that actually is/was used as a form of torture (I read it somewhere):
Locked in a room with headphones on full blast, listening to non stop slipknot for 24 hours.
I like a bit of slipknot, but 24 hours destroying your ear drums would be more than enough.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 10, 2012 at 3:44 pm
(August 10, 2012 at 1:02 pm)Napoleon Wrote: (August 10, 2012 at 7:48 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Salmageddon.
Is that the global event where Salma Hayek takes over the world?
I wouldn't mind.
Never heard of that (person?).
Last year, we caught some 80,000 pounds of fish in a single fishing period. Do you remember that, or were you even here at the time? 
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 10, 2012 at 4:39 pm
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(August 10, 2012 at 3:44 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Never heard of that (person?).
You either live in a cave, or Alaska...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salma_Hayek
She's more recognisable by her face, than her name.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 10, 2012 at 5:43 pm
(August 10, 2012 at 4:39 pm)Napoleon Wrote: (August 10, 2012 at 3:44 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Never heard of that (person?).
You either live in a cave, or Alaska...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salma_Hayek
She's more recognisable by her face, than her name.
Kind of sad she hasn't had more movie roles.
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