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RE: Atheist and ex-gay?
August 22, 2012 at 2:32 pm
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You know it's strange, because I'm a [not gay] male who would very much like to be gay. I just can't give up the pussy. My reasons are entirely identical to your own. Just insert "female" everytime you use the phrase "gay male". Hell, it won't even interrupt the flow of the sentences..they're both two syllables.
"Among the straight atheists who dislike homosexuals, they usually give good reasons." If, by -good reasons- you mean "just because" then yeah, sure, but if not..I;d love to know what those are, perhaps you could get them to join our forums?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Atheist and ex-gay?
August 22, 2012 at 2:38 pm
(August 22, 2012 at 2:32 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You know it's strange, because I'm a [not gay] male who would very much like to be gay. I just can't give up the pussy. My reasons are entirely identical to your own. Just insert "female" everytime you use the phrase "gay male". Hell, it won't even interrupt the flow of the sentences..they're both two syllables.
"Among the straight atheists who dislike homosexuals, they usually give good reasons." If, by -good reasons- you mean "just because" then yeah, sure, but if not..I;d love to know what those are, perhaps you could get them to join our forums?
I love this so much that if you decide to ever switch sides please let me know, I will personally find someone to hook you up with, lmao! It'd be the least I could do.
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone. 
I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....
Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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RE: Atheist and ex-gay?
August 22, 2012 at 2:39 pm
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But it wouldn't be the most you could do..... 
Ba-da-bum. tcha...
Here all week folks.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Atheist and ex-gay?
August 22, 2012 at 2:42 pm
(August 22, 2012 at 2:39 pm)Rhythm Wrote: But it wouldn't be the most you could do.....
Ba-da-bum. tcha...
Here all week folks.
Haha, alas it would, as I'm happily partnered.
But that just made me laugh out loud. You are crazy, my dear sir, absolutely crazy. Haha.
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone.
I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....
Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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RE: Atheist and ex-gay?
August 22, 2012 at 2:44 pm
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(August 22, 2012 at 2:39 pm)Rhythm Wrote: But it wouldn't be the most you could do.....
Ba-da-bum. tcha...
Here all week folks.
Don't worry... if I ever turn gay aswell, then I'll be there for you. 
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RE: Atheist and ex-gay?
August 22, 2012 at 2:47 pm
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You know you're gonna have to be the bottom...right? It's non-negotiable. I mean sure, I'm a nice guy, and you'll get a pro reach-around......but in the end...it aint gonna be my end on the block.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Atheist and ex-gay?
August 22, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Whatever makes you happy, darling.
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RE: Atheist and ex-gay?
August 22, 2012 at 2:50 pm
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(August 22, 2012 at 2:42 pm)C.W. Sims Wrote: Haha, alas it would, as I'm happily partnered.
Just give it time........and this too, my dear, will pass.  You'll be as miserable as the rest of us unfortunate hetero-ish sons-of-bitches.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Atheist and ex-gay?
August 22, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Ah, another budding AF bromance. 
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RE: Atheist and ex-gay?
August 22, 2012 at 2:54 pm
(August 22, 2012 at 2:50 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Just give it time........and this too, my dear, will pass. You'll be as miserable as the rest of us unfortunate hetero-ish sons-of-bitches.
So I've heard, sir, so I've heard. But I hold out hope that the happiness will last. I love him enough to do my best, so maybe it will.
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone.
I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....
Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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