Chiches you want to bitch slap.

[Brian37]

Drive Thru, that is another one that gets me.

[Cyberman]

I'll have to stop reading thru this thread; all these irritating clichés are really starting to get up my goat...

[FallentoReason]

I'm coming in a bit late on this one, but what I can't stand is people not knowing how to use an apostrophe.

I c'ant even begin to tell you how much thi's one bug's me too.

[Brunitski]

Chopper trumps Donk

Chopper looks impressive. One must be tough to have his picture taken while displaying a vertical 'Margaret' tattoo hugged by man boobs of that caliber.

How do I know Chopper isn't an annoying pretend bad-ass dwarf like Chuck Norris?

Well, you could just look it up yourself, but let me just say that Chopper embodies that down home, psychopathic, casually violent, particularly Australian version of hard that dickheads like norris get paid to emulate. Oh, and as far as I know Chuck has never actually killed anybody. That was in choppers job description for a while.
P.S. He is not called chopper because of the bike he rides. Bolt cutters were used as a calling card.

[The Grand Nudger]

Best not to wonder if that douche is a hard-ass, he's got some bolt cutters in his hands. Anyone with bolt cutters becomes a hardass almost by default. Bolt cutters scare the shit out of me.

[Cyberman]

I probably wouldn't say this to his face, but to me 'Chopper' is the sort of name a bloke might give himself if he was compensating in some way. The douchebag moustache and shades don't really alter that impression either.

[Jackalope]

What do you say to a man with bolt cutters? Anything he wants to hear, and more.

[Gambit]

I loved chopper's autobiographies. Anyone who really wants an insight into the mind of an egotistical psychopath, simply must read them - said the New York times - I certainly didn't say it, Mr Chopper, sir.

[Cyberman]

I wonder who would win in a fight: this Mr Chopper bloke or Dave Courtney?

Dave Courtney is an ex London gangster. He is well known for his friendship with other well known hard men such as the Krays, Roy Shaw and Lenny McLean. In his time, Dave has been shot, stabbed, had his nose bitten off (they sewed it back on) and has had to kill to stay alive himself. Dave Courtney has been involved in debt collecting, minding clubs, assault, contraband and murder, to name but a few things. Courtney was previously better known as "the yellow pages of the Underworld" and is sometimes referred to in the press as "the most feared man in Britain".

Imagine answering the knock on your door in the middle of the night and seeing this face looking back at you:





And yes, those are knuckledusters he's about to feed you there. He sells them as pendants and keyrings: http://www.davecourtney.com/Duster_Promotion_Store.html

[Gambit]

I know of Dave Courtney too. Damn, I really need to address my fixation with underground thugs. Daddy issues, perhaps?