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BBC: Holy Water Banned To Halt Swine Flu
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 When we people realize that their God isn't coming to save them?  RE: BBC: Holy Water Banned To Halt Swine Flu
July 15, 2009 at 12:35 pm
(This post was last modified: July 15, 2009 at 12:37 pm by lilphil1989.)
(July 15, 2009 at 11:10 am)Kyuuketsuki Wrote: Oh! Here's a thought ... perhaps it's just ordinary [expletive deleted] water after all? Or perhaps the water "remembers" that someone infected touched it, and magically infects anyone who touches it subsequently? Hey, even homeopathy is less ridiculous than the idea of "holy" water :p
Galileo was a man of science oppressed by the irrational and superstitious. Today, he is used by the irrational and superstitious who claim they are being oppressed by science - Mark Crislip
The church is missing a trick here. Like the " Peckham bottled water " episode in " Only Fools " it should bottle it and sell it off to the " gullible "!
 A man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
(July 15, 2009 at 2:16 pm)bozo Wrote: The church is missing a trick here. Like the " Peckham bottled water " episode in " Only Fools " it should bottle it and sell it off to the " gullible "! You're a sick, sick man to be so cynical you really are  Kyu (July 15, 2009 at 6:13 pm)Kyuuketsuki Wrote:(July 15, 2009 at 2:16 pm)bozo Wrote: The church is missing a trick here. Like the " Peckham bottled water " episode in " Only Fools " it should bottle it and sell it off to the " gullible "! You agree then? A man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
(July 15, 2009 at 6:35 pm)bozo Wrote:(July 15, 2009 at 6:13 pm)Kyuuketsuki Wrote: You're a sick, sick man to be so cynical you really are I was taking the [expletive deleted] out of you ... I think that religions already do it, you just pay with something much more precious than money! Kyu  RE: BBC: Holy Water Banned To Halt Swine Flu
July 16, 2009 at 9:39 pm
(This post was last modified: July 16, 2009 at 9:40 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Swine flu from holy water? Nah,I think it's probably safe.It's the Legionaire's disease you have to watch out for.
So which has the most germs? Holy water, a magazine in a doctor's office, or a public toilet seat?
"On Earth as it is in Heaven, the Cosmic Roots of the Bible" available on the Amazon.
Ledo,
I know the answer! The magazine! What do I win? Rhizo |
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