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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
September 9, 2012 at 12:57 am
I used to do that with those street preachers. They'd start their sales pitch and I'd sail straight past with a cheery "no thanks, I'm a Satanist," then listen for the gasps and splutters. My darling Sam used to grab my arm and steer me well clear of the idiots if she spotted them first.
Other times, if they're handing out leaflets, I've taken one then screwed it up and tossed it over my shoulder as I walk past. Bonus points if you hit them with it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
September 9, 2012 at 12:57 am
If they come with children the nudity works wonders. Found this out while working graveyard. JW's did not want to chat any more once they met mini-me.
Living in an old warehouse, we're never bothered anymore. Even at halloween we get no visitors.
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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
September 9, 2012 at 1:02 am
(Still lolling at "mini-me"!)
You could try fixing your house up to look like this:
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like these nice people did.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
September 9, 2012 at 1:46 am
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I just tell them no thanks I worship Satan. Usually works, I guess it's the most common way since I read the post.
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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
September 9, 2012 at 2:38 am
Wait... I seem to recall that in the Medieval era that they had a relatively low tech way of getting unwelcome visitors off their porch.
Wait!
I know!
BOILING OIL!
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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
September 9, 2012 at 6:42 am
(September 9, 2012 at 2:06 am)popeyespappy Wrote: Try posting one of these on your door.
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I would guess one at a time making use of his opposable thumbs.
Simples.
Why would you want to get rid of them they are so much fun.
(my wife has now banned me from talking to them, spoil sport)
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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
September 9, 2012 at 6:43 am
I usually wear my "There's probably no Jehovah, so go ahead and have that blood transfusion." t-shirt.
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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
September 9, 2012 at 6:47 am
(September 9, 2012 at 6:43 am)Darwinian Wrote: I usually wear my "There's probably no Jehovah, so go ahead and have that blood transfusion." t-shirt.
Why not the atheist forum t-shirt.
It would be fun to have some jws to argue with.
Which makes me wonder why they bother going house to house in the 21st century, everyones connected now.
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