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I'm no longer a christian, how do I break this to my parents?
#41
RE: I'm no longer a christian, how do I break this to my parents?
craterhorus Wrote:nobody cares if you blow up the dome of the rock

Oh, I'm pretty sure the Muslims would care.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#42
RE: I'm no longer a christian, how do I break this to my parents?
(September 11, 2012 at 8:06 am)Faith No More Wrote: Oh, I'm pretty sure the Muslims would care.

I'm pretty sure it isn't gonna "end terrorism" if anything it would just convince more young muslims to join al-queda.......
(September 10, 2012 at 9:21 pm)greneknight Wrote: I have a secret plan that can end terrorism. It's called Greneknight's Ultimate Peace Plan. It involves bombing a certain place that will end Islamic terrorism. It will actually nullify Islam and all the terrorists will realize it's not worthwhile to kill themselves in suicide bombs because there ain't gonna be no heaven with 77 virgins. I will talk about it when I become PM of Britain.

theists talk shit about other theists like they're fucking better.... I know he's joking but he's a christian talking about destroying the middle east and reclaiming it for the true god of christianity..... like nobody's ever tried that before
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#43
RE: I'm no longer a christian, how do I break this to my parents?
(September 11, 2012 at 8:17 am)cratehorus Wrote:
(September 11, 2012 at 8:06 am)Faith No More Wrote: Oh, I'm pretty sure the Muslims would care.

I'm pretty sure it isn't gonna "end terrorism" if anything it would just convince more young muslims to join al-queda.......
(September 10, 2012 at 9:21 pm)greneknight Wrote: I have a secret plan that can end terrorism. It's called Greneknight's Ultimate Peace Plan. It involves bombing a certain place that will end Islamic terrorism. It will actually nullify Islam and all the terrorists will realize it's not worthwhile to kill themselves in suicide bombs because there ain't gonna be no heaven with 77 virgins. I will talk about it when I become PM of Britain.

theists talk shit about other theists like they're fucking better.... I know he's joking but he's a christian talking about destroying the middle east and reclaiming it for the true god of christianity..... like nobody's ever tried that before

Hold your horses! I'm a Christian but I'm not a theist. A theist believes in God as a being. I don't. I don't believe in anything supernatural. I'm not advocating the destruction of Middle East and claiming it for some non-existent Christian god. I'm advocating the destruction of just one small thing - and the result is all Muslims will change their minds and not do any more suicide killings. And they won't even kill or hurt cartoonists.
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#44
RE: I'm no longer a christian, how do I break this to my parents?
(September 11, 2012 at 8:25 am)greneknight Wrote:
(September 11, 2012 at 8:17 am)cratehorus Wrote: I'm pretty sure it isn't gonna "end terrorism" if anything it would just convince more young muslims to join al-queda.......

theists talk shit about other theists like they're fucking better.... I know he's joking but he's a christian talking about destroying the middle east and reclaiming it for the true god of christianity..... like nobody's ever tried that before

Hold your horses! I'm a Christian but I'm not a theist. A theist believes in God as a being. I don't. I don't believe in anything supernatural. I'm not advocating the destruction of Middle East and claiming it for some non-existent Christian god. I'm advocating the destruction of just one small thing - and the result is all Muslims will change their minds and not do any more suicide killings. And they won't even kill or hurt cartoonists.

we've murder millions of innocent men, women, and children we've bombed hospitals, preschools, airports, you think that somebody might have figured out if bombing the dome of the rock was a good thing someone would have done it by now?
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#45
RE: I'm no longer a christian, how do I break this to my parents?
greneknight Wrote:and the result is all Muslims will change their minds and not do any more suicide killings.

When anyone claims that you're older than thirteen show them this sentence.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#46
RE: I'm no longer a christian, how do I break this to my parents?
(September 11, 2012 at 8:34 am)cratehorus Wrote:
(September 11, 2012 at 8:25 am)greneknight Wrote: Hold your horses! I'm a Christian but I'm not a theist. A theist believes in God as a being. I don't. I don't believe in anything supernatural. I'm not advocating the destruction of Middle East and claiming it for some non-existent Christian god. I'm advocating the destruction of just one small thing - and the result is all Muslims will change their minds and not do any more suicide killings. And they won't even kill or hurt cartoonists.

we've murder millions of innocent men, women, and children we've bombed hospitals, preschools, airports, you think that somebody might have figured out if bombing the dome of the rock was a good thing someone would have done it by now?

No, it's not the dome of the rock that I would bomb. It's something that is more CRUCIAL to the world of Islam. The minute it's gone, all terrorists will stop terrorizing because they will no longer believe in Paradise and the whatever-number of virgins. But it's a SECRET plan until I become PM.
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#47
RE: I'm no longer a christian, how do I break this to my parents?
(September 11, 2012 at 8:36 am)Faith No More Wrote:
greneknight Wrote:and the result is all Muslims will change their minds and not do any more suicide killings.

When anyone claims that you're older than thirteen show them this sentence.
just this:
ROFLOL
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