I endorse Obama

[YahwehIsTheWay]

Now I know this headline may have caught some by surprise. After all, why would I as a True Christian ™ ever endorse the candidate of the DEMONcrats, let alone the man who is most likely the anti-Christ.

Well, after reviewing the phony Christian Chuck Norris' words of "wisdom" to those of us who are the faithful, it occurs to me that the Chucky has gotten at least one thing right, that Obama is the anti-Christ and will lead the forces of Hell to take over America (or something to that effect, old Chucky was a little fast and loose with the details).

So why should we as True Christians ™ turn out to vote for Obama? Precisely BECAUSE he is the anti-Christ and he needs to rule before the greatest thing that can happen will: the return of Jesus Christ. This will be the day that all True Christians ™ yearn to see more than anything else.

So pull the lever for the anti-Christ and prepare for the rapture. Come, Lord Jesus! Amen!

[festive1]

Wow... Award for the stupidest post of the day, here you go...

[frankiej]

Wow... Award for the stupidest post of the day, here you go...

Pfft, this guy is a legend. He makes no stupid posts. Every single post he has ever made is gold.

[5thHorseman]

Wow... Award for the stupidest post of the day, here you go...

He's a poe. A very funny one too. Read through his posts and you will agree .

[festive1]

Ahhh... I see (had to google, but I got there in the end). Very amusing indeed, carry on!

[YahwehIsTheWay]

Wow... Award for the stupidest post of the day, here you go...

Hey, tell me it's not true. If we True Christians ™ really believe in the second coming of Jesus, we should do all we can to bring it about. So what's so bad about the anti-Christ's reign then? A few years of Hell-on-Earth should be a small price to pay for eternal bliss.

You see, I'm only different from the phony Christians because I take all these beliefs to their logical conclusion.

I also can't understand the hatred of Jewish people. Sure, they killed Jesus but wasn't that a good thing? Because they're Christ-killers, He sacrificed Himself to Himself. And since bleeding on a cross was the only way our Lord could convince Himself to forgive us all, well, the Jewish Christ-killers played an important role in my salvation.

So I say to Mel Gibson, don't hate the dirty, rotten Christ-killers. Go out and hug them and thank them for killing Jesus so we can all go to Heaven. Well, not them, of course but that's the price you pay for picking the wrong religion.

Ahhh... I see (had to google, but I got there in the end). Very amusing indeed, carry on!

[out of character]
Most atheists when they read my posts for the first time have that WTF reaction. No matter how over-the-top I try to be, nobody seems to be sure for the first read. I can only take that as a testament to just how nutty this religion really is.
[/out of character]

[festive1]

I have met people who hold these types of beliefs for realsies... They're scary! But I applaud your depiction of how psycho people like this actually are.

[JohnDG]

I think forsaken your fellow man should be a sin. When Jesus come's he will smite you for being a devil.

[Polaris]

Obama is nothing like the Anti-Christ because a majority of people would actually have to like him and that individual would bring about great prosperity.