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LIVE and in HD: Nothing
Erinome Offline
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LIVE and in HD: Nothing
October 1, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Lusting for the end of the world? Can't wait to see your atheist neighbors writhing for eternity in a lake of fire? Well, that's too fucking bad, because the yellow dwarf star, we call "the sun" still has about 2 billion years to go before the radiation evaporates the oceans. By then, all this christian nonsense will have gone the way of Odin, Zeus, Ishtar, and Horus.

Until then, devout worshipers of everyone's favorite demigod zombie can waste lots of time watching this rock.

Quote:If the Messiah descends from the Mount of Olives as foretold in the Bible, America's two biggest Christian broadcasters are well-positioned to cover it live thanks to recent acquisitions of adjacent Jerusalem studios on a hill overlooking the Old City.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/...0978.story

http://www.daystar.com/israel/live/
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RE: LIVE and in HD: Nothing
October 1, 2012 at 4:23 pm
(October 1, 2012 at 4:18 pm)Erinome Wrote: If the Messiah descends from the Mount of Olives as foretold in the Bible, America's two biggest Christian broadcasters are well-positioned to cover it live thanks to recent acquisitions of adjacent Jerusalem studios on a hill overlooking the Old City.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/...0978.story

http://www.daystar.com/israel/live/
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i read in "god is not great" that some ultraorthodox jewish comunities pay a member of their comunity to stand guard at the entry to that comunity and alarm all others when the messia turns up.

waiting for nothing to happen. and imagening that people actualy get paid for doing this is the worst part of it all.
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October 1, 2012 at 4:39 pm
Sounds like wise investing.
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October 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm
When Christ returns no one will have to be informed, everyone will know at the same moment.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: LIVE and in HD: Nothing
October 1, 2012 at 4:59 pm
(October 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm)Godschild Wrote: When Christ returns no one will have to be informed, everyone will know at the same moment.

How? What will happen? Will our brains ping with a notification?
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RE: LIVE and in HD: Nothing
October 1, 2012 at 5:02 pm
(October 1, 2012 at 4:59 pm)Erinome Wrote:
(October 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm)Godschild Wrote: When Christ returns no one will have to be informed, everyone will know at the same moment.

How? What will happen? Will our brains ping with a notification?

We all get a facebook message from JC himself.
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October 1, 2012 at 5:04 pm
(October 1, 2012 at 5:02 pm)frankiej Wrote: We all get a facebook message from JC himself.

I don't have a facebook account.Big Grin
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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RE: LIVE and in HD: Nothing
October 1, 2012 at 5:06 pm (This post was last modified: October 1, 2012 at 5:26 pm by Something completely different.)
(October 1, 2012 at 5:02 pm)frankiej Wrote:
(October 1, 2012 at 4:59 pm)Erinome Wrote: How? What will happen? Will our brains ping with a notification?

We all get a facebook message from JC himself.

was deleted from facebook a year ago. so eighter text message or letter.

dont southern baptists believe that he will defenatly return to the mount of olives? so why are you (Godshield) questioning what your fellow believers believe?

can you think for yourself?
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October 1, 2012 at 6:45 pm
(October 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm)Godschild Wrote: When Christ returns no one will have to be informed, everyone will know at the same moment.

Does it say that in the bible? Hardly anyone 'knew' the first time.
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October 1, 2012 at 7:12 pm
The stupidity of xtians never ceases to amaze me.
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