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Stoner rules:
October 31, 2012 at 8:20 pm
A bag of weed a bag of weed, everything goes better with a bag of weed.
You don't need meth, you don't need speed 'cause everything goes better with a bag of weed!

In some other thread some other dude made a comment "...stoner rule #1".

Got me thinking, how many can we come up with?
I'm too stoned to come up with any me thinks... Oh wait!

Write down what you are thinking before smoking pot! Or while you're smoking it. If you didn't forget your pencil.... and something to write on.

Anybody else got a "Stoner Rule"?
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RE: Stoner rules:
October 31, 2012 at 9:28 pm
Don't put tobasco in pasta.
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RE: Stoner rules:
October 31, 2012 at 9:40 pm
Put your bong away after you use it, so you don't spill the water.
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RE: Stoner rules:
October 31, 2012 at 10:26 pm (This post was last modified: October 31, 2012 at 10:27 pm by Angrboda.)



"Don't harsh my mellow, man."


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RE: Stoner rules:
October 31, 2012 at 10:50 pm
Every stoner is a McGyver. (sp?)
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RE: Stoner rules:
October 31, 2012 at 11:29 pm
Use a vaporizer if you have sensitivity to smoke and don't push it too far.

It's not worth letting out a lungful of vapor because you had to hack it up from your greediness.
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RE: Stoner rules:
November 1, 2012 at 12:34 am
I smoke it.
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RE: Stoner rules:
November 1, 2012 at 12:50 am
So what?

I was speaking to people with smoke sensitivity to the point they get partial to complete pneumothoraces.
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RE: Stoner rules:
November 1, 2012 at 7:24 am
(October 31, 2012 at 10:50 pm)Shell B Wrote: Every stoner is a McGyver. (sp?)

Necessity is the mother of invention.
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RE: Stoner rules:
November 1, 2012 at 11:29 am
(November 1, 2012 at 12:50 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: So what?

I was speaking to people with smoke sensitivity to the point they get partial to complete pneumothoraces.

No, man. I was stoned at the time and couldn't think of anything to write. Literally no connection to your post. If anything, I relish the idea of getting a vape.
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