Questions For You Non Believers

[downbeatplumb]

Always with the atheist world view Oy vey.

[Whateverist]

Always with the atheist world view Oy vey.

There are so many but I'm guessing he means generally one in which we don't feel like a worshipful child toward a higher being. One where we feel in some sense like a peer of the realm in this life, with no prospect of trading it in for some imagined afterlife.

[Darnem]

If Jesus didn't exist then how did he walk on water?

[Creed of Heresy]

If Jesus didn't exist then how did he walk on water?

Well by your logic, since he did not walk on water [because this is impossible by the laws of physics, matter, and chemistry], he did not exist. So, thank you for providing the proof that Jesus did not exist.

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Also. OK, which ACTUAL user on this forum are you a poe-account for? Napo, perhaps? Maybe Tibbers?

Ohh. Oh ho. I got you NOW, Welsh Cake! Or maybe it's-

No Tibbers stoppit.

[Darnem]

Well by your logic, since he did not walk on water [because this is impossible by the laws of physics, matter, and chemistry],

Hang on there for a second. I'm pretty sure it's possible to walk on water. It just has to be in its solid state (you know, to abide with all those laws of physics matter and chemistry). I think there's a few recreational activities that walking on water is actually instrumental to. What's it called...Ice skating? Yea, that's one of them.

So by your logic you seem to have no idea what you're talking about.

[Creed of Heresy]

Well by your logic, since he did not walk on water [because this is impossible by the laws of physics, matter, and chemistry],

Hang on there for a second. I'm pretty sure it's possible to walk on water. It just has to be in its solid state (you know, to abide with all those laws of physics matter and chemistry). I think there's a few recreational activities that walking on water is actually instrumental to. What's it called...Ice skating? Yea, that's one of them.

So by your logic you seem to have no idea what you're talking about.

Ah, so if I can walk on ice, therefore I must be Jesus, too. In which case you'd best get on your knees and start worshiping me, bitch. While you're at it you might as well worship every other fucking human being in existence. Kind of takes away from the whole "divinity" thing when everyone else can do it, too. But see you're referring to the liquid state of water. No. You CANNOT, by the laws of physics, chemistry, and matter, walk on liquid state water. On your knees, beyatch! OH and before you dredge up some shit like "divine suspension," I hate to tell you this but the theory of causality pretty much fucks you over since it has been shown to state that if ANY law of the universe ceases to exist, reality itself ceases to have meaning or cause for existence, therefore it will become unraveled, thus leading to the order of the universe devolving into a state of chaos that we could not exist in. Even a deistic entity could not actually rewrite these laws that have been laid by them, not without direct intervention, which rather completely and utterly negates the entire point of free will, something the deistic entity said it would never interfere with! Because to meddle in the laws of the realm it created means it would have to meddle with the free will of its creations; it would have to directly subvert its existence of interaction with the world [its free will to interact with the world given to it, if you will] in order to change it by essentially changing its perception and understanding of the world around it.

I do have plenty idea what I'm talking about, I'm just too smart to stoop to your fucking ground-hum sine-waves of brain activity, you fucking retard. Go back to Texas where the rest of you idiots congregate. Or Tennessee. Or one of the other stellar examples of negligible scholastic scoring in this fucking country. You fucking peabrained neanderthal twit.

[jonb]

So Jesus walked on water, its just the apostles misreported water-skiing

And the ascension was just not knowing about skateboards.

[Darnem]

Ah, so if I can walk on ice, therefore I must be Jesus, too. In which case you'd best get on your knees and start worshiping me, bitch.

No, sorry.
All you've done is committed the fallacy of accident or sweeping generalization.

It's the same as if I were to say:
Humans are approximately 60% water.
Jesus walked on water.
Therefor, if I walk on another human being I am 60% Jesus.

[downbeatplumb]

It's the same as if I were to say:
Humans are approximately 60% water.
Jesus walked on water.
Therefor, if I walk on another human being I am 60% Jesus.

Well the jesus water would have been recycled back into the environment so over 2000 years it would be mixed pretty well with other water molecules so there is a good chance that (if he was a real person) you would have some of the jesus molecules in you now, you would have some of the air molecules that jesus breathed in you now.

We are all partly jesus piss.

[Kirbmarc]

It just has to be in its solid state (you know, to abide with all those laws of physics matter and chemistry). I think there's a few recreational activities that walking on water is actually instrumental to. What's it called...Ice skating? Yea, that's one of them.

I strongly doubt that a large lake in the Middle East can develop a layer of ice thick enough to support the weight of a man.