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Hi I'm 'new' again...apparently I'm going to Hell!!!
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RE: Hi I'm 'new' again...apparently I'm going to Hell!!!
November 23, 2012 at 10:14 am
Didn't you know?

EVERYONE'S GOING TO HELL!!!

But that's ok, at least it will have the best musicans.
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RE: Hi I'm 'new' again...apparently I'm going to Hell!!!
November 23, 2012 at 12:43 pm
And Justin Bieber. If there's any real justice.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hi I'm 'new' again...apparently I'm going to Hell!!!
November 23, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Welcome again Angelina.

(November 23, 2012 at 12:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: And Justin Bieber. If there's any real justice.

Stimbo,
Just for this you now have to go to heaven.
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RE: Hi I'm 'new' again...apparently I'm going to Hell!!!
November 23, 2012 at 1:28 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
In other news: yay, 4K posts! Medal please. Ta.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hi I'm 'new' again...apparently I'm going to Hell!!!
November 24, 2012 at 8:13 am (This post was last modified: November 24, 2012 at 8:17 am by Angenlina star.)
(November 23, 2012 at 10:11 am)Ben Davis Wrote: Hi Angelina and welcome.

Sorry to hear your husband's being such a dick about this. You could try telling him that God's telling you not to believe in order to test his faith and that he's stuck with it. Maybe that will give him an idea of what it's like to face idiotic ultimatums.

Haha
I did say that if I am wrong then I'll pop up to heaven and say 'sorry'
Thank you all for your words of welcome
I can see I'm in pretty like-minded company and I'll visit often
I've joined our local Humanist society and Secular society so I'm well on track to feathering my nest

Anyone here from UK? Swindon was mentioned earlier ...that does count
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RE: Hi I'm 'new' again...apparently I'm going to Hell!!!
November 24, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Living in Derbados, from the shithole known as Birmingham.
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RE: Hi I'm 'new' again...apparently I'm going to Hell!!!
November 24, 2012 at 12:43 pm
(November 24, 2012 at 8:13 am)Angenlina star Wrote: Anyone here from UK? Swindon was mentioned earlier ...that does count

Aye, I'm chillin' in Broughty Ferry, one of the few nice places in Dundee. Tongue

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RE: Hi I'm 'new' again...apparently I'm going to Hell!!!
November 24, 2012 at 9:21 pm
I'm sitting just about fifty minutes down the road from Nap, in the leafy town of Walsall - the beating heart of the Black Country. I say leafy, since the roads and pavements are full of the things, making getting about a treacherous endeavour now they're full of rain as well.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hi I'm 'new' again...apparently I'm going to Hell!!!
November 25, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Hello from 'leafy' Sheffield!!!
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RE: Hi I'm 'new' again...apparently I'm going to Hell!!!
November 25, 2012 at 3:31 pm
(November 23, 2012 at 1:28 pm)Stimbo Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
In other news: yay, 4K posts! Medal please. Ta.

Straight from the calculon school of acting.

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