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Hall of wit and epicness.
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
This one gave me a very rare belly laugh:

(February 5, 2018 at 9:05 pm)Cyberman Wrote: He probably thinks NHS means Normal Hair Service. No wonder he's suspicious of it.

Very rare for me I mean.
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Quote:Gawdzilla Sama


Foxholes are great places to find out how useful religion really is.

https://atheistforums.org/thread-53405-p...pid1699648



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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(March 3, 2018 at 8:30 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 3, 2018 at 8:14 pm)Cod Wrote: What's Morris code?

It was a very early form of internet even before phones.
LOL, QFT.

https://atheistforums.org/newreply.php?tid=53706
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You're a ruthless bastard and no mistake.  Hehe
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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Ahhh, the hugster's mess is all cleaned out. Nice job, folks!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(March 11, 2018 at 12:23 pm)Khemikal Wrote:
(March 11, 2018 at 12:13 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: Lets consider for a second 

1. What is the life expectancy and general quality of life of a wild animal compared to a farm animal 
A few years give or take spent in pain from accumulated injury or illness before it succumbs to starvation or infection or gets eaten alive asshole first.

That's assuming it doesn't get exterminated on grounds of sheer inconvenience.

Quote:2. What's the solution ?
There isn't one, at least not for that.  That is, after all, the "natural state" we're supposed to be transgressing against with our heinous breeding and feeding and caring and sheltering and slaughtering and eating of animals.  Why this isn't recognized as a "natural state" and mutually beneficial to both involved species completely escapes me.  Even more strangely....suppose that some animal actually "prefers" the state of things on a farm, or satisfies these conditions of it expressing what it is to be x and having a generally pleasant life?  We prefer our cities to caves..after all.  Then what?

Laughed for this one, it's so true, they do get eaten alive like that. I saw it on TV
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(April 11, 2018 at 9:47 pm)Khemikal Wrote: If there's anything the southern baptist convention is known for..it's all that rampant leftist progressivism.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
So epic:

(April 26, 2018 at 1:11 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 26, 2018 at 9:47 am)henryp Wrote: Your second level is nonsense.  Which is fine.  There's nothing wrong with pondering things.  But it carries 0 weight.  So you using it as an escape hatch to get out of a position you don't like is theistic.

Objective world outside of science?  Can you word the question more clearly.  What constitutes 'inside of science.'

Is it that you just don’t understand him?  Science is the most accurate tool that we presently have to build working models of the physical world as we experience it, but science is still contingent upon human experience.  There may be aspects of reality that we, as temporal and experiential beings, simply can never have access to.  

Example: It may be a fact that there is a difference between a rock, and the human experience of a rock.  But if there is, we have no way of knowing.  We can’t leave our subjective experience.

Hammy’s position (and mine) is simply the philosophical acknowledgement that science is objective within the frame work of subjective experience, and therefore we are limited in what we can know.  There is nothing supernatural or fantastical about that.  It’s actually the most intellectually honest position to take regarding epistemology, IMO.  And, it in no way undermines the value science. There are no mutually exclusive ideas here.  Science and philosophy can cooperate with one another.

LFC successfully and clearly defends my position on the matter more concisely than my verbose rambley self could ever dream of!
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(May 26, 2018 at 2:43 pm)Tizheruk Wrote:


But.. But .. he [God] must have good reasons . I can't tell you what they are but they must exist . And sure i if we were in a court of law and a serial killer said he should get off because of mysterious magic reasons we can't understand we would toss his ass in jail .God gets special consideration because reasons . (sarcasm)
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(May 1, 2019 at 5:54 pm)Losty Wrote:
(May 1, 2019 at 5:04 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Still don't have a response from the staff on videos.

I made a rap for you (technically I used a rap generator, but it was pretty damn fun)
[Image: 913-C70-B2-E7-E3-4-DA2-8297-4808-A833-E23-B.jpg]

Titty Baby
Yea, yea
Ayo, Gawdzilla Sama, it's time.
It's time, Gawdzilla
Straight out the dumb dungeons of anti PC whiners...yea yo
This shit drops deep, as does my ho.
I never cry, 'cause to cry is the mama of blow.
Beyond the walls of hoes, life is undefined.
Crying cuz you can’t use slurs, this bitch is unrefined
You think of racism when you’re in this state of mind.
Hope your troll show got some snow.
Don't like your dirty flow.
Dem slurs you just can’t forego.
In an Atheist Forums state of mind.
What more could you ask for? You need to scratch that racist itch.
You complain about freedumb of speech.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the bitch.
I'm rappin' to the titty baby,
Can’t live without dem slurs maybe
Whiny and stinky like a skank
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a flank.
I can't take the freedumb of speech, can't take the whiner.
I woulda tried to whine I guess I got no designer.
I'm rappin' to the titty baby,
Can’t live without dem slurs maybe
Yea, in an Atheist Forums state of mind.
Beyond the walls of hoes, life is undefined.
Crying cuz you can’t use slurs, this bitch is unrefined
You think of racism when you’re in this state of mind.
You ridiculous troll
On your anti-PC roll
I'm rappin' to the titty baby,
Can’t live without dem slurs maybe
Thinking of racism. Yea, thinking of racism
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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