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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 4, 2016 at 3:55 pm
I was coming up with ideas for what EP really stands for instead of 'Excited Penguin' and Stim nailed it:

(January 4, 2016 at 10:14 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 4, 2016 at 9:51 am)Evie Wrote: EP= Excessively Provocative
EP= Extremely Polite /sarcasm
EP= Enthusiastically Pigheaded
EP= Egotistical Prick

Excruciatingly Pugnacious?
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 4, 2016 at 4:49 pm
Aww...

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 4, 2016 at 5:36 pm (This post was last modified: January 4, 2016 at 5:36 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Well you know, it was epic and witty so it had to go here.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 4, 2016 at 5:37 pm
Agreed, on all counts.

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 4, 2016 at 5:40 pm
True dat.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 8, 2016 at 12:36 pm (This post was last modified: January 8, 2016 at 12:38 pm by Whateverist.)
This right here, bitches.  Yeah, I wish I'd said it.

Divinity Wrote:Anyone notice that the same people who cry about freedom for guns, tend to also want to deny gay people the right to get married? They don't give two fucks about freedom. All they really care about is their ammosexual lifestyles.


*Damned quote function fucked me up.  Sorry for the delay.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 18, 2016 at 4:31 am (This post was last modified: January 18, 2016 at 4:32 am by Alex K.)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 25, 2016 at 6:24 pm (This post was last modified: January 25, 2016 at 6:33 pm by Mystical.)
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 27, 2016 at 11:42 am
(January 27, 2016 at 11:36 am)SofaKingHigh Wrote: Honestly, having a conversation with you is like trying to pin diarrhea to a wall.

SFK in response to (who else) Little Rik.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 28, 2016 at 6:44 pm
(January 28, 2016 at 6:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Even as reasonable a writer as Bart Ehrman eventually has to fall back on "the gospels" and the irony is that he has spent an entire career pissing into that pond and now wants to say "It's okay guys, I found a clean spot you can drink from." No thanks, Bart. I'll pass.
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