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Hall of wit and epicness.
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(March 15, 2013 at 1:07 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Thank you Apophenia, I'm humbled by your consideration.

Pretentious bullshit.
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Not really. I thought my argument was flawed and unsound with regards to relevance. Considering who the nomination is coming from, I truly am humbled.

Why--do you have something against people who are thankful for things given to them? I'm not given things often, if at all.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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(March 15, 2013 at 3:49 pm)whateverist Wrote: We did not evolve to pursue truth. We evolved to pursue dinner.


http://atheistforums.org/thread-17709-po...#pid415269


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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
Wonderful! I so want that on a t-shirt!

By return:

http://atheistforums.org/thread-17551-po...#pid414968

(March 15, 2013 at 2:10 am)apophenia Wrote: You mean, if my opponents structured their arguments for the convenience of my rebuttals, I might be more successful?

Damn. That explains why I lose all these debates.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I don't know where else to put this; and I cant find the words to describe the level of awesome it was to stumble on an unseen thread right to this pageTongue


http://atheistforums.org/thread-17912-page-5.html
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(March 15, 2013 at 11:16 pm)apophenia Wrote:

(March 15, 2013 at 3:49 pm)whateverist Wrote: We did not evolve to pursue truth. We evolved to pursue dinner.


http://atheistforums.org/thread-17709-po...#pid415269



Isn't that point basically the assumption behind Plantinga's famous argument against naturalism?
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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(March 27, 2013 at 3:41 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(March 15, 2013 at 11:16 pm)apophenia Wrote: http://atheistforums.org/thread-17709-po...#pid415269

Isn't that point basically the assumption behind Plantinga's famous argument against naturalism?

I don't know. I haven't read Plantinga. And the two arguments of his that I have read about in the secondary literature appear unrelated to the argument you mention (from what I recall).


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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
This is not the epic quote, the second one is, but I'm putting this here just to show the context:

(April 3, 2013 at 4:48 pm)Mr Infidel Wrote: Just how old are these old people? I just find it funny that this is now the current discussion in the thread.

To which FNM replies:

(April 3, 2013 at 4:57 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Well, Min. is an expert on history, because he experienced most of it. So pretty goddamn old to answer your question.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-18094-po...#pid426254
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Somedays it feels like it.
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Quote:But I don't believe he ever wondered in his heart of hearts, "what the hell is this 'god' they speak of? How do I know that god isn't just another name for snipe?"

Whateverist

http://atheistforums.org/thread-18016-page-5.html
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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