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June 1, 2014 at 3:26 pm
(June 1, 2014 at 2:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Quote:Govt. money flowing to certain scientists (Mistresses of sorts) enabled the new twist to get traction.
Outstanding point. We are all familiar with the lavish, government-funded lifestyles of climate scientists. Their fleets of limousines, their hordes of concubines, the 50-room mansions, and the solid rhodium diamond-encrusted toilets, accompanied by watered silk toilet paper, hand woven by Nubian virgins.
If I could live my life again, I'd be one of those obscenely wealthy climatologists. No more working for me, no sir. Just publish a paper every now and then, and spend the rest of my time being hand-fed crystallized jellyfish and curried hummingbird tongue by Lupita Nyong'o's sister (the pretty one) while a phalanx of porn starlet wannabes stand ready to dust the left side of my scrotum as needed.
Clearly, climate science is where the money is.
Boru
Bravo. Couldn't have said it better.
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June 4, 2014 at 12:04 am
(May 26, 2014 at 2:51 am)MindForgedManacle Wrote: It's not about an afterlife, but about the fact that since all points in time exist, we're never truly gone from the world: move further to the past and there you are, a moment in which you exist which never stops existing. 
Mind, blown
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 4, 2014 at 8:14 am
(June 4, 2014 at 12:04 am)Luckie Wrote: (May 26, 2014 at 2:51 am)MindForgedManacle Wrote: It's not about an afterlife, but about the fact that since all points in time exist, we're never truly gone from the world: move further to the past and there you are, a moment in which you exist which never stops existing.
Mind, blown
My brother had a similar idea once, that we occupy four dimensions since there's a band of time in which we exist.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 4, 2014 at 8:18 am
(June 4, 2014 at 8:14 am)DeistPaladin Wrote: My brother had a similar idea once, that we occupy four dimensions since there's a band of time in which we exist. I thought it was already accepted fact that we have a 4-dimensional existence: the 3 dimensions of space + time?
Sum ergo sum
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June 4, 2014 at 8:44 am
We aren't fully mobile in the 4th dimension of time. (and a good thing too, there being many assaults to the timeline I am willing to commit regardless of the consequences)
So, if you want a number for it, we are 3.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 dimensional beings.
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June 4, 2014 at 9:57 am
I've often regarded time as being the first dimension (inasmuch as they are incremental anyway) since it exists throughout all 'higher' dimensions.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 4, 2014 at 10:19 am
In Minkowski space, time has a negative metric, whatever that means.... 
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June 5, 2014 at 10:35 pm
(June 5, 2014 at 9:46 pm)Napoléon Wrote: (June 5, 2014 at 9:42 pm)Artur Axmann Wrote: hey nappy; so you think these replies to me are not offensive?
I dunno.
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June 5, 2014 at 10:53 pm
(This post was last modified: June 5, 2014 at 10:53 pm by Cinjin.)
I almost forgot about this thread.
I definitely have to post some more links in here to my awesomely brilliant random remarks.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 6, 2014 at 12:34 am
Now now, Cinjin, we've talked about this many a time..
Chocolate filled donuts are far superior to the weird question mark cream filled donuts any day!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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