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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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#501
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
September 25, 2014 at 6:53 pm
(June 16, 2014 at 10:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: FUCK
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
September 25, 2014 at 7:39 pm
(September 25, 2014 at 7:27 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Q: Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

A: Because even God doesn't trust the fucking limeys in the dark.

Boru

This gave me a good laugh.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#503
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
September 25, 2014 at 8:03 pm
"And yea his kudos were spilt fruitlessly upon infertile ground...."
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
September 27, 2014 at 12:36 pm
(September 26, 2014 at 7:20 pm)Cato Wrote:
(September 26, 2014 at 6:48 pm)lastpoetlies Wrote: I'll admit I'm a piece of s*** ...

If you have this much figured out then just fucking flush already.

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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 1, 2014 at 5:16 am (This post was last modified: October 1, 2014 at 5:18 am by Mystical.)
(September 30, 2014 at 4:05 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(September 30, 2014 at 3:57 pm)RobZombi Wrote: And yes I get it but you don't.

Yeah, and your "getting it" is -all- about not wanting to be held accountable to god. Not in this life, certainly not in the next. Your entire faith is centered around cheating a fate you richly deserve. Forgive me if your criticism of others along these lines sounds a bit too much like projection. How many more ounces of your gods flesh would someone have to strip off, I wonder, to cover the sin of being an insufferable prick?

(September 30, 2014 at 3:57 pm)RobZombi Wrote: It's not projection, I have no axe to grind. Jesus Christ commands his followers to warn others and to preach the gospel. I'm not "cheating" a fate, I was saved by Gods grace and I didn't deserve it. Jesus's propitiation covers being a prick.

*giggles How does Rhythm always get them to say this weird stuff? Props, sensei.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 1, 2014 at 5:51 am
(September 30, 2014 at 3:57 pm)RobZombi Wrote: It's not projection, I have no axe to grind. Jesus Christ commands his followers to warn others and to preach the gospel. I'm not "cheating" a fate, I was saved by Gods grace and I didn't deserve it. Jesus's propitiation covers being a prick.

I always find it funny that lots of Christians claim that they "used" to be pricks.



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#507
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 1, 2014 at 10:30 am
They're convinced they're now wearing the most wonderful of garments but all we see is the prick.
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#508
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 1, 2014 at 11:09 am
(October 1, 2014 at 5:51 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: I always find it funny that lots of Christians claim that they "used" to be pricks.
The sad thing is that when I was a Christian I acted like an enormous prick Undecided
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 1, 2014 at 11:28 am (This post was last modified: October 1, 2014 at 11:29 am by Cyberman.)
I act like I have an enormous prick. Doesn't seem to get me anywhere though. People don't even think I'm religious.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
October 1, 2014 at 4:26 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 11:28 am)Stimbo Wrote: I act like I have an enormous prick. Doesn't seem to get me anywhere though.

Try that act at a church revival. They're used to getting fucked on the basis of insufficient evidence.
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