Muhammad the Greatest: A Comparative Study

[Dee Dee Ramone]

Weird, the thread list shows 499 post...I take the chance!

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Fuck me. 499 replies, 500 posts.

[Creed of Heresy]

If I do say so myself I am quite proud. Despite being faced with the most irritating broken record of a human being that this forum has ever witnessed, I didn't snap, lose my temper, or bitch him out once. I stayed calm. I applied logic and reason. And I walked away feeling immeasurably superior for it.

Seriously, I was gonna make his posting into a drinking game.

Every time he says "Debunked as usual" without debunking a thing, take a sip. Every time he copypastes the "qur'an challenge" thing, take a sip. Every time he demands evidence from people on the internet then scoffs and dismisses internet-borne evidence, take a shot. And every time he takes on an air of undeserved victory, finish your drink.

I do not recommend this drinking game for lightweights, at all. And I also warn you all that this drinking game can result in alcohol poisoning. If you feel you will end up with alcohol poisoning, replace alcohol with weed. You win the game if you get to this post without passing out or getting distracted by fractal artwork.

You're on.

I also recommend liberal posting of lolcats, memes, and other forms of hilarity. Anything but taking the joker seriously.

That is, of course, not an official AF position, but a personal one.

I will take it as both an official AF position and a personal one. I think all would approve.

And I think, if this guy lingers, I will need to buy either a liter-bottle of rum or schnapps, or a quarter ounce of weed to partake in this game I have devised.

[Jackalope]

Schnapps... noooo... I had an unfortunate run in with a bottle of Rumple Minze 3 nights ago.

[Creed of Heresy]

That's why I drink goldschlager.

[KichigaiNeko]

503 posts!!

[Kayenneh]

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So, what do we do now?

[Something completely different]

party............ alone

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Now that I think of it, I have a few muslim friends. And I never talked with them about religion.

We always seem to avoid that subject - because we know that it could end confrontational.

[pocaracas]

Well, I've finished reading the night's account.... what a party!
What a ride!
What has Al been smoking?! I'll have some of that!!

Video proves anything?! oh goodie!!!

First, his evolution video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zohMSNpW91k

I'm waiting for his mohammad one.

Then Megatron's proof of existence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av3B7LY6W9A


Just a pretty face:



Real-time 4k image processing... now girls will be even more depressed about their looks, when comparing themselves to actresses and models!
But this is really proof that you can do anything with video, so this is not a good tool to ascertain proof of anything.

As has been mentioned time and again, evolution works very slowly... something you could grasp from the first video in this post, if you read MYA as "Millions of Years Ago". Of course, all the evidence which went into making that video comes from fossil records. Before you flat out claim the fossils lie, please read about such things as radiometric dating, fossil reconstruction and all round scientific method.





I just loved the way he kept playing the "you can't prove muhammad didn't exist, hence it's proven that he did" card.
Logically, this follows:
- you can't prove that the FSM doesn't exist, hence it does.
- you can't prove that the Loch Ness monster doesn't exist, hence it does.
- you can't prove that the invisible pink unicorn doesn't exist, hence it does.
- you can't prove that yahweh doesn't exist, hence it does.
- you can't prove that shiva doesn't exist, hence it does.
- you can't prove that Thor doesn't exist, hence it does.
- you can't prove that Zeus doesn't exist, hence it does.
--- shall I let the insanity proceed or you've had enough?


Then there's the "only muhammad managed to get people to rise against what they believed and go on a killing spree"... What would a jew say to this? I thought yahweh had the copyrights to this story.

Please do say how all I wrote here is utter BS and proves nothing and you prove everything with your book...
Oh yeah, the book! I almost forgot that one!
Your book proves everything, right?
Christians claim their book proves everything too.
Jews also have a book.
I'm not sure, but I think hindus also have one... or many!

Can you picture billions of people on each side claiming their book is the right one?
How can you tell which one is the real one?
-Number of followers? Nope, these numbers are more or less the same.
-Historicity of the claims in the book? stand in line, Sumerians were here first.
-Power to convince people? goes back to number of believers...
- how?!?!?!

Whatever proof you think your presenting, you aren't.
People have time and time again asked you to present your proof and nothing came, except your claim that their absence of proof proves your version is correct and I think I've addressed that problematic above.


Sorry guys, for still trying to put some sense into this guy... I'm new... :p

[Zen Badger]

[jots]

It's crazy how fast this thread is growing.

It's obviously because someone is a master debater.

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