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A Better Religion with a TRUE God.

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A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
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A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 12, 2012 at 4:39 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2012 at 4:44 pm by Cinjin.)
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RE: A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 12, 2012 at 7:39 pm
So how many Hollywood celebrities have you converted now?
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RE: A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 12, 2012 at 7:41 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2012 at 7:44 pm by Dee Dee Ramone.)
(December 12, 2012 at 7:39 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: So how many Hollywood celebrities have you converted now?

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RE: A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 12, 2012 at 9:14 pm
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RE: A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 12, 2012 at 10:16 pm
(December 12, 2012 at 7:39 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: So how many Hollywood celebrities have you converted now?

I know it sounds crazy, but hey, it's all completely true.

I wonder how the first christians sold their religion to the world???? Cause so far I haven't had any success.




Oh that's right, they had an advantage I don't have: An entire population that had no science, little to no education, and a healthy dose of boredom combined with a lethal dose of blood lust.
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RE: A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 12, 2012 at 10:18 pm
(December 12, 2012 at 10:16 pm)Cinjin Wrote: ...


Oh that's right, they had an advantage I don't have: An entire population that had no science, little to no education, and a healthy dose of boredom combined with a lethal dose of blood lust.

Sounds like Hollywood.
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RE: A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 13, 2012 at 7:07 am
(December 12, 2012 at 10:16 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Oh that's right, they had an advantage I don't have: An entire population that had no science, little to no education, and a healthy dose of boredom combined with a lethal dose of blood lust.
And this population already believed in something similar. Wink
For them, it must have been like switching from catholic to baptist.
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RE: A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 13, 2012 at 8:24 am
This is utter bullshit, everyone knows that the one true god is my almighty Snarfwidget. BLASPHEMER!
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RE: A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 13, 2012 at 8:27 am (This post was last modified: December 13, 2012 at 8:28 am by frankiej.)
What is this madness?! Bow to the Yoga Lord, master of the fistage, or be destroyed!

I suppose newer people here won't know about the Church of the Yogage... I should probably revive that sometime.

May you all soil yoga mats in hell. C'moon.
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RE: A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 13, 2012 at 8:44 am
(December 13, 2012 at 8:27 am)frankiej Wrote: What is this madness?! Bow to the Yoga Lord, master of the fistage, or be destroyed!

I suppose newer people here won't know about the Church of the Yogage... I should probably revive that sometime.

May you all soil yoga mats in hell. C'moon.

How dare you! I'll have you know I live in a third world country and am taking flying lessons on behalf of my Snarfwidget! Don't ask me why my all powerful snarfwidget needs me, BUT HE DOES!(Shaking fist at computer screen).
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