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All Hail the Second Amendment

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All Hail the Second Amendment
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 21, 2017 at 3:54 pm
Another L-ARGO finds that shit happens.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/respons...our-house/

Quote:‘Responsible’ gun owner blames theft of $10,000 in weapons on stripper: ‘Don’t let them in your house’

Quote:“Word is is that she went to her drug dealer and sold my guns for $450,” said Swaggerty. “My worst fear is one of my guns is gonna kill a child.”

Yeah - think about that, asshole.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 21, 2017 at 4:10 pm
Pictures of the stripper, please.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 21, 2017 at 5:18 pm
He'd apparently whack off to his guns.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 21, 2017 at 5:24 pm
(October 21, 2017 at 3:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Another L-ARGO finds that shit happens.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/respons...our-house/

Quote:‘Responsible’ gun owner blames theft of $10,000 in weapons on stripper: ‘Don’t let them in your house’

Quote:“Word is is that she went to her drug dealer and sold my guns for $450,” said Swaggerty. “My worst fear is one of my guns is gonna kill a child.”

Yeah - think about that, asshole.

Moral: Keep your guns safely locked up.

All of them.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 21, 2017 at 6:37 pm
But... I don't have any guns. Nor do the cops!

Oh wait... we're talking about America. Not my country. Nevermind.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 22, 2017 at 12:44 am
You have a gun Hammy. You shoot it on the regular.

The use of the word "all" by Crossless was literally all-inclusive.

If the guy would have kept the gun in his pants locked up, he wouldn't have needed a stripper to begin with.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 22, 2017 at 12:50 am
(October 22, 2017 at 12:44 am)Joods Wrote: You have a gun Hammy. You shoot it on the regular.

The use of the word "all" by Crossless was literally all-inclusive.

If the guy would have kept the gun in his pants locked up, he wouldn't have needed a stripper to begin with.

I love the article. Supposedly, the man and his wife had been allowing this lady to stay at their home, sleeping in the room where he kept his guns. They claim not to have known she was a stripper.

Now, I can believe the wife thought she was just doing a good deed for a woman in need. But the man? Come on!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 22, 2017 at 12:53 am
Everybody knows he diddled her.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 22, 2017 at 2:25 am
(October 22, 2017 at 12:44 am)Joods Wrote: You have a gun Hammy. You shoot it on the regular.

Wait that one counts?

In that case, call me a gun nut. With my gun and nuts.

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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
October 22, 2017 at 6:22 am
(October 22, 2017 at 2:25 am)Hammy Wrote:
(October 22, 2017 at 12:44 am)Joods Wrote: You have a gun Hammy. You shoot it on the regular.

Wait that one counts?

In that case, call me a gun nut. With my gun and nuts.

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Seriously. 3% of Americans own half the guns. That's 126,000,000 guns in the hands of less than one million people. Now I broke my math bone in the 5th grade and it never healed properly, but that's still scary shit.
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