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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Anyone who thinks there is a simple solution to this problem is delusional.  It's a multi-step process and 'Murricans hate that.  They want a magic fucking pill for everything.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
The things that might help are things that americans like even -less- than complicated multi-step solutions.  

Increase access to and acceptance -of- mental health services?  
-Never.
Decriminalize/legalize and regulate all those dirty substances that give us an excuse for moral and legal condemnation while simultaneously filling state and federal coffers?  
-Over our dead bodies.....no, really...we'd rather see ourselves shot.
Enforce (and stop bitching about) those laws which do exist and amount to a requirement of sanity and responsibility regarding the possesion -and- sale of inherently dangerous pieces of machinery with criminal ramifications for negligence?  
-Absurd!
Seek out and employ metrics based solutions to defineable problems?
-Bullshit, we hate math.
Reject the stumping and wedge narratives used to cover for a candidates complete lack of any productive policies or principles?
-What would we insult the commies/fascists with then, and how else are we supposed to get these idiots into office?
Address the universally demonstrated relationship between institutional discrimination, oppression, poverty, and violence?
-FFS, how could we justify our spoken and unspoken bigotries if we did that?

Legitimately work to accurately identify and fix a fixable problem once a generation or so?
-What will we have to bicker about when we're all a bunch of geriatrics?  Shuffleboard is fucking boring.  Besides, our kids are assholes, let them handle it. Leave us alone, we've got leathery strange to chase, where's my fiber-tini!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Asshole.

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/i..._self.html

Quote:Woman accidentally shoots self while holstering gun in Walmart parking lot

Quote:Mecosta County sheriff's Sgt. Mike Mohr said the woman planned to open-carry the weapon and was putting the gun in the holster when it discharged.

Feel safe now, shithead?
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Don't these assholes have to go through training first?
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
In some states yes.

I'm guessing Michigan isn't one of them.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(October 24, 2016 at 2:06 am)Bella Morte Wrote: Don't these assholes have to go through training first?

They have to go through the motions.
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Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(October 24, 2016 at 6:20 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 24, 2016 at 2:06 am)Bella Morte Wrote: Don't these assholes have to go through training first?

They have to go through the motions.

Training is overrated.

http://foxsanantonio.com/news/local/depu...-gun-range

Quote:Deputy recovering after accidentally shooting himself in hip at gun range


And is no substitute for common sense.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
More chlorine for the gene pool.

http://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/story.../92821710/

Quote:Battle Creek man dies after accidental shooting

Quote:"The man was handling a firearm and it went off," said Detective Sgt. Troy Gilleylen, supervisor of the detective bureau. "Some friends asked him to put the gun down and stop playing with it."

Gilleylen said Gordon was pronounced dead about noon.

No Gun Nuts.  They are NOT toys!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Fucking idiot.
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