All Hail the Second Amendment

[Minimalist]

A security guard accidentally shot off his penis

I really don't think there is any other way to read that.

[Nine]

A security guard accidentally shot off his penis

I think I watch too many movies..

[Darth]

That's why you don't go shoving your gun down your pants willy-nilly. So to speak.

[Brakeman]

A security guard accidentally shot off his penis

I really don't think there is any other way to read that.

Sigh.. to shoot off one's penis, I.E to ejaculate.

In context, "the gun nut got off while playing with his new gun.

well.. it was funny to me, anyways..

[Minimalist]

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_p...oting.html


1442 bodies now in the pile and that probably doesn't even include two who died of their wounds here in Phoenix. The shooter there was not a criminal, either. Just a second-amendment kind of guy with a business dispute.

Now he's a criminal though.

The 1442 is just slightly more than the number KIA on both sides at the Civil War battle of Perryville.

[Minimalist]

Apparently being armed to the teeth did not help these two at all.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013020...CPJ81.html

STEPHENVILLE, Texas (AP) - A 25-year-old Iraq war veteran charged with murdering former Navy SEAL and "American Sniper" author Chris Kyle and his friend turned his semi-automatic handgun onto the pair while they were at a Texas shooting range, authorities said Sunday.

Eddie Ray Routh of Lancaster was arraigned early Sunday on two counts of capital murder in the deaths of Kyle, 38, and Chad Littlefield, 35, at the shooting range about 50 miles southwest of Fort Worth.

[Ryantology]

Anybody who sticks a gun down his pants without putting the safety on is a jackass to begin with.

Newswire: MAN COCKS GUN, GUNS COCK

[Minimalist]

And the toll reaches 1,545 since Sandy Hook.

A few more than the Confederates lost at the Battle of the Wilderness...although we still have a ways to go to reach the Union death toll in that same battle. I imagine we'll be there by the end of February.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_p...oting.html

[justin]

Black teen thugs, huh dickhead. I knew you were a racist motherfucker.

Try this on for size.

Nice white people killing their own kids.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/340430

Bennettsville - A South Carolina man has been charged in connection with the death of his eight-year-old son, whom he accidentally shot on Sunday night.
The State Law Enforcement Division has charged 30-year-old Justin Brueger of Bennettsville with unlawful conduct toward a child for the December 30 shooting death of 8-year-old Easton Brueger. Police claim Justin was cleaning his rifle when it accidentally discharged, hitting Easton in the stomach. The boy later died of his injuries at a local hospital.

IRONY! we have some nutcases here. poor kid.

[EbolaVirusPenis]

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_p...oting.html


1442 bodies now in the pile and that probably doesn't even include two who died of their wounds here in Phoenix. The shooter there was not a criminal, either. Just a second-amendment kind of guy with a business dispute.

Now he's a criminal though.

The 1442 is just slightly more than the number KIA on both sides at the Civil War battle of Perryville.

Crowd-sourced stats? Nah, I'll take the CDC figures when they come out.

This whole gun control nonsense is so hypocritical-- I never hear the people who cry out for gun control after incidents like Sandy Hook demand cops have restrictions on their mag capacities after incidents like Sean Bell, Amadou Diallo, Jayshon Bryant and hundreds of other police murders you'll never even hear about because it didn't make national news or was successfully covered up. Nor did I hear these same people demand restrictions be put on the weaponry Marines used after Haditha, or the murders in Afghanistan. What a fuckin joke.

Advocates of gun control are just fine with gun violence as long as it meets 3 conditions-- 1. It's not happening where they live, 2. It's the state or state client doing the killing, 3. A Democrat is in charge.