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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Another life lost due to inadvertent "freedom missiles." Well....at least he died in the cause of providing freedom for gun nuts!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/18/fl...e-newborn/

Quote:Florida dad killed by neighbor’s stray bullet as family welcomes home newborn


Oops.

Quote:“The damn gun doesn’t usually shoot,” said Shisler, according to his arrest report. “You have to squeeze the hell out of the trigger to shoot it.”
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Yet another 'responsible' gun owner.... at least this time no one died.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/18/ma...ignite.com

Quote:An eastern Pennsylvania man was awoken early Tuesday when the loaded rifle in his lap accidentally fired, blasting through the wall of an adjacent apartment.

Greg Winnick, of Wind Gap, said he had been watching YouTube videos about a new trigger for his AR-15 after installing one on his gun when he apparently dozed off at the computer with the gun cradled in his lap, reported The Express-Times.

The 37-year-old, who said he had been awake since midnight Sunday, told state police he had not realized the weapon was loaded.
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Okay - this isn't funny but.......... goddamn this is funny!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/18/ge...lster-gun/

Quote:Georgia man accidentally shoots his own penis while trying to holster gun


Quote:Death and Taxes reported in January of 2013 that at least five American men have shot off their penises since 2010.
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I guess now he's compensating for real!
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I can't get over the fact that he drove to a friend's house after shooting himself in the dick. Must be part of the NRA field manual.
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Apparently that manual does not include - 'make sure gun is unloaded before you wave it around.'

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/19/pa...day-party/

Quote:A central Pennsylvania man was accidentally shot and killed over the weekend by the guest of honor at a surprise birthday party.

Cody Gorsline was among about a dozen people at the party in Montoursville early Sunday morning to celebrate the birthday of Derek Gair, reported WNEP-TV.

Police said Gair took the 24-year-old Gorsline upstairs about 2 a.m. to show him a handgun, which accidentally fired as he handed the weapon to the victim.



Then, there are the more conventional ways of killing your kids.....

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/19/no...r-burglar/

Quote:No charges for CO soldier who fatally shot teen stepdaughter he mistook for burglar

Looks like it is going to be a busy day in Gun Nut Land.
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Another example of a well-trained gun wielder making one little mistake....

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/20/co...ith-judge/

Quote:A Florida police officer mistakenly fired his rifle Wednesday morning inside a courthouse in Miami.

The officer was demonstrating a scenario to a judge during a training exercise when he accidentally fired a single shot from his department-issued AR-15.

At least he didn't hit anybody.
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What was his mistake? Missing the defendant?
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Having a loaded weapon with the safety off?
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I didn't realize that police issue weapons had safeties.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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