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All Hail the Second Amendment
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Yeah... tell me about it.
Here's another happy gun-owning family. http://apnews.excite.com/article/2015010...e6f62.html Quote:WHITE SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) — With help from her younger sister, a 15-year-old girl fatally shot her older brother with a gun that their parents had locked up while they were away, and then the pair took off from the home, authorities in Florida said Wednesday. "Welcome home, mom and dad. Your son is dead and your daughters are under arrest."
Nothing in this thread makes me want to get rid of my guns.
Of course not. Then you couldn't kill anyone as soon as you got pissed off about something.
It seems that guns have now passed cars as causes of death. The NRA and its lackeys will shriek! http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/ameri...accidents/ Quote:The U.S. Centers for Disease Control says that Americans are now statistically more likely to be killed by a gun than in a car accident. RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
January 9, 2015 at 1:27 pm
(This post was last modified: January 9, 2015 at 1:31 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
-and the majority of those deaths remain suicide. People who want to die and choose to use a gun to accomplish that are likely to die as a result of a gunshot wound. Surprise!
(that ratio has been trending up, likely to have more ammo by years end)
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I dunno if it's the accent or the delivery or both, but Jim Jeffries is goddamn hysterical.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould (January 9, 2015 at 5:26 pm)KUSA Wrote:(January 9, 2015 at 12:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Of course not. Then you couldn't kill anyone as soon as you got pissed off about something. See, that's the bad thing. Angry fuckers like you with a chip on your shoulder always want to have a gun handy. I wouldn't trust you with one. Nor, would I trust this kid. Or his fucking stupid-assed grandfather who is lucky to be alive. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/north...-grandson/ Quote:North Carolina man steps out of shower and gets shot by 3-year-old grandson Quote:A 46-year-old man in Davidson County, North Carolina was shot in the neck on Thursday when his 3-year-old grandson found and fired an unsecured weapon. Just that one little mistake..... Quote:Police are investigating the incident. Cardillo said that he had set the gun down when he took off his clothes to shower. He removed the magazine from the pistol, but neglected to clear the bullet in the firing chamber. RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
January 9, 2015 at 9:22 pm
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Just judging by your comments over the course of time.
Here's somewhere to take your kids. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/alaba...-children/ Quote:Alabama shooting range promotes gun safety with photographs of armed infants and children Quote:According to its website, the range “offers all the amenities you would expect from a large franchise, but with a friendly neighborhood feel to it” — and that includes bringing your children along for the shooting. Who needs Chuck E. Cheese, eh? |
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