All Hail the Second Amendment

[Minimalist]

Let's see today's casualty toll in 2dAmurrica.

http://www.alan.com/2015/03/22/plays-wit...in-throat/

Plays With Gun While Drinking; Fatally Shoots Himself In Throat

http://www.redbluffdailynews.com/general...ch-21-2015

18400 block of Emerson Road: A caller reported Thursday that he accidentally shot himself in the hand.

http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2015/03...tside.html

Police determine shooting outside Myrtle Beach gentleman’s club accidental

http://www.your4state.com/story/d/story/...wUFYLam7VA

Man Flown to Shock Trauma After Accidentally Shooting Himself

http://www.heraldstandard.com/law_and_or...b7860.html

Fayette County 911 and Belle Vernon state police said a 38-year-old female of Smock, name not reported, was the victim of an accidental shooting

http://harwich.wickedlocal.com/article/2.../150328841

Harwich man arrested after accidental shooting

http://wate.com/2015/03/22/alcoa-police-...g-of-teen/

ALCOA (WATE) – A 17-year-old boy was taken to the hospital with critical injuries Sunday after Alcoa police say a 14-year-old girl told them she accidentally shot the boy with what she thought was a BB gun.

http://www.tulsaworld.com/homepagelatest...052bf.html

Woman accidentally shot inside Tulsa motel

I make it 1 dead, 7 wounded - 1 critically. Keeping those Emergency Rooms hopping.

[Norman Humann]

A 57-year-old Utah man died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in what police say was a ‘simple accident’ Friday evening. Drinking and guns just don’t mix.

And if you're irresponsible enough to think that they do, you should not be allowed a firearm in the first place.

[abaris]

I don't know if I should find that hilarious or sad. 92 shootouts at Walmart in 2014 with 16 people left dead on the scene. So you suffer a real chance of being gunned down while going shopping.

Here at the Walmart Shootings blog, I have dutifully chronicled every media report of gun crimes committed at Walmart properties. In 2014, there were at least 92 shooting incidents, leaving 16 people dead and 42 injured. This is up from 2013, where there were 83 shootings, leaving 24 killed and 42 injured -- an increase of over 10%. In 2012, there were "only" 53 shootings.

http://walmartshootings.blogspot.co.at/2...se-in.html

[Minimalist]

I'm surprised it is only 92. Those must just be the ones that were reported.

Gun Nut Nation in fine working order.

http://www.aikenstandard.com/article/201.../150329827

An Aiken man said on Saturday that he accidentally shot himself in the left hand while trying to clean his semiautomatic pistol at his home on Saddlejump Place.

http://www.kmoo.com/news/4898-wood-count...eport.html

Deputy Tucker George was dispatched to a residence on CR 4490 just before 5:30 AM for a report of an accidental gunshot wound. George arrived to find the victim loaded in an ambulance and being tended by EMS personnel. The man stated he had accidently been shot in the leg when he grabbed an antique .22 revolver from his bedside in response to hearing his dogs barking.

http://www.kotatv.com/news/south-dakota-...k/31965574

Another accidental shooting in Rapid City last week
This is the second accidental shooting in north Rapid City; victim hit in leg

http://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/7/71/4...ngton-park

Police: Boy, 15, shoots himself in the foot in Washington Park

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Boy-12-...54761.html

Boy, 12, Arrested in Teen's Fatal Shooting: Garland Police

http://www.kdlt.com/news/local-news/Man-...w/31969980

Man Accidentally Shoots Himself During SD Gun Show

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/201.../70334742/

Officials: 2-year-old accidentally shot in NKY

http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/28603...g-incident

TUCSON, AZ (Tucson News Now) -

Tucson police are investigating a shooting that resulted in the death of a Tucson woman early on Sunday night.

According to TPD Sgt. Kim Bay, 22-year-old Joahana Martinez, who also used the last name Hernandez, died from what witnesses are calling an accidental shooting

http://www.wkbw.com/news/police-blotter/...ng-friends

Man could face 15 year sentence for accidentally shooting friends

http://www.heraldonline.com/news/local/c...34908.html

Police: York man dead after brother shoots him in chest

Authorities say shooting appears to be ‘tragic accident’

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/south...r/32003446

Southfield police: Teen accidentally shot in leg by father
Police say father was putting gun away when it discharged; Teen in stable condition

http://www.jrn.com/kmtv/news/Man-acciden...69831.html

Man says he accidentally shot himself near 70th and Dodge

http://wtvr.com/2015/03/24/richmond-poli...-shooting/

Northside teenager accidentally shot himself in the leg

I make it 3 dead and 12 wounded in today's installment of Gun Nut Nation "protecting" itself.

[Lemonvariable72]

I don't know if I should find that hilarious or sad. 92 shootouts at Walmart in 2014 with 16 people left dead on the scene. So you suffer a real chance of being gunned down while going shopping.

Here at the Walmart Shootings blog, I have dutifully chronicled every media report of gun crimes committed at Walmart properties. In 2014, there were at least 92 shooting incidents, leaving 16 people dead and 42 injured. This is up from 2013, where there were 83 shootings, leaving 24 killed and 42 injured -- an increase of over 10%. In 2012, there were "only" 53 shootings.

http://walmartshootings.blogspot.co.at/2...se-in.html

I guess some bargains really are to die for.

[Minimalist]

http://wdtn.com/2015/03/29/man-accidenta...sting-gun/

Man accidentally shoots self while testing gun

Yep.  It works, asshole.

[robvalue]

I wanted to say something about guns, but it seems I always shoot my mouth off.

I hate guns. UKIP better not win. Don't vote UKIP, they want the UK to have guns. I'll vote green or labour as they are the only parties who care about animals.

[Minimalist]

Guns keep you safe....or dead.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/texas...ttery-win/

Texas man shoots and kills girlfriend, then himself, after argument over $500 lottery win

At least they don't have to worry about the money any longer.

[Minimalist]

With all the board commotion I've fallen behind in my compilation of heroic L-ARGOs blasting themselves and others in the eternal quest to make the US safer by packing heat.  Rather than try to recap from:

https://www.facebook.com/talesofgunfail

I've gone back to the last update and taken a tally of the casualties:

6 Dead and 33 Wounded.  2 of the wounded are critical and one is serious.

The youngest among the dead was a 3 year old.

Keep up the good work, gun nuts.

[Minimalist]

What the fuck else would you expect from Kansas?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/04/kansa...-a-permit/

Kansas Gov. Brownback signs law allowing concealed carry of guns without a permit