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All Hail the Second Amendment
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 RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
May 29, 2015 at 6:21 pm
(This post was last modified: May 29, 2015 at 6:50 pm by Pyrrho.)
(May 29, 2015 at 6:08 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Lucky it wasn't Florida - where she could be shot as a carjacker. Don't you mean, it is unlucky it wasn't Florida and unlucky she did not get shot as a carjacker? "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
Er, no assholes. He was shot by another deputy. The gun did not fire itself.
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/local/newto...tin/nmRC9/ Quote:A Newton County sheriff’s deputy was in a hospital Friday night after being accidentally shot by another deputy’s gun, police said. 
Well if all the cops shoot each other they won't be on the streets choking people to death.
Leave it to you to find the silver lining!
They should arrest the gun immediately then
http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index....y_sho.html
Quote:"The deceased person, along with her boyfriend, there was some kind of altercation that took place, said Edwards. "We also know that there was a phone call made to some family members to come to this location to pick up the individual that's here...There were multiple shots fired. And what we do believe happened is that the person that's deceased here was possibly accidentally shot by the very family members that came to assist her." Give them a uniform. Cops do that all the time.
At least the squirrels are safe.
http://www.baxterbulletin.com/story/news.../28302233/ Quote:An 81-year-old Franklin man died Saturday after he accidentally shot himself while preparing to hunt squirrels, according to Izard County Sheriff Tate Lawrence. 
Holy crap, how many people must put their finger on the trigger on a loaded gun while pointed at themselves?
Christian Translation: Maybe the guy was one of dem homosexuals, and god was teaching him a lesson.
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
June 1, 2015 at 6:44 pm
(This post was last modified: June 1, 2015 at 6:45 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
No, no no no man, you got it all wrong..people haven't been shooting themselves - guns have been shooting them. They haven't been fucking up, guns have been "going off". It's an epidemic, apparently. Next time you see a gun, keep a suspicious eye on it..you never know what it's planning to do to you.....
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I think I just figured out where the crazy people are concentrated!
http://crooksandliars.com/2015/06/nra-ob...ntally-ill Quote:NRA: Obama Stigmatizing Mentally Ill, Domestic Abusers By Not Letting Them Own Guns You can't make this shit up. |
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