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Let's Start A Story
January 18, 2013 at 8:00 am
The whole idea of this post is to assemble a humorous story from a series of words.
The rules are basic.
They are:
1 - You may only include one weird in each post.
2 - You may only make three posts maximum on this thread.
3 - You may make it dirty, but adhere to the forum rules and DO NOT post pornography.
4 - Have fun!
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RE: Let's Start A Story
January 18, 2013 at 8:07 am
This was already attempted.............
One day mister weird exited his weird house in the weird country of Weird to do something weird.
Jerking off to animal pornography.
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RE: Let's Start A Story
January 18, 2013 at 8:40 am
No thank you.
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RE: Let's Start A Story
January 18, 2013 at 5:11 pm
(January 18, 2013 at 8:00 am)Piss3d0ffAth3ist Wrote: The whole idea of this post is to assemble a humorous story from a series of words.
The rules are basic.
They are:
1 - You may only include one weird in each post.
So... I cannot write anything, as that would be having at least two weirds in one post.
Quote:2 - You may only make three posts maximum on this thread.
Because there's no better way to ruin weirdness than to let boring newbies be the ones to dictate where it goes after all of the interesting people's posts have been used up.
Quote:3 - You may make it dirty, but adhere to the forum rules and DO NOT post pornography.
And we can't even turn this into a wonderful story about a nurse, a tentacle monster, and elmo?
Just why would we want to write any other kind of story? 
Quote:4 - Have fun!
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RE: Let's Start A Story
January 18, 2013 at 7:01 pm
Oh, I apologize about that typo. I was on mobile, and it corrected to 'weird'.
My bad.
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RE: Let's Start A Story
January 19, 2013 at 5:09 am
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2013 at 5:17 am by Violet.)
(January 18, 2013 at 7:01 pm)Piss3d0ffAth3ist Wrote: Oh, I apologize about that typo. I was on mobile, and it corrected to 'weird'.
My bad.
I knew it was a typo 
First rule of the forum: never take me seriously. I always know full well, I am only pretending.
I'm going on a date~!  I put on mascara for the first time by myself, and did my own makeup (lightening my eyes, lip gloss, some glitter, and blush) for the first time  Now to try nail polish... 
Okay... well i suck with nail polish ^_^ Ah well... she'll appreciate the gesture :3
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RE: Let's Start A Story
January 19, 2013 at 9:00 am
(January 19, 2013 at 5:09 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: (January 18, 2013 at 7:01 pm)Piss3d0ffAth3ist Wrote: Oh, I apologize about that typo. I was on mobile, and it corrected to 'weird'.
My bad.
I knew it was a typo
First rule of the forum: never take me seriously. I always know full well, I am only pretending.
I'm going on a date~! I put on mascara for the first time by myself, and did my own makeup (lightening my eyes, lip gloss, some glitter, and blush) for the first time Now to try nail polish...
Okay... well i suck with nail polish ^_^ Ah well... she'll appreciate the gesture :3 Cool sorry, bro. Needs more explosions.
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RE: Let's Start A Story
January 19, 2013 at 1:05 pm
(January 19, 2013 at 9:00 am)Piss3d0ffAth3ist Wrote: Cool sorry, bro. Needs more explosions.
Lady, and rest assured: there was many an 'explosion' to be had afterwards.
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RE: Let's Start A Story
January 19, 2013 at 5:16 pm
(January 19, 2013 at 1:05 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: (January 19, 2013 at 9:00 am)Piss3d0ffAth3ist Wrote: Cool sorry, bro. Needs more explosions.
Lady, and rest assured: there was many an 'explosion' to be had afterwards.
That makes you a predator!
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RE: Let's Start A Story
January 19, 2013 at 5:26 pm
(January 19, 2013 at 5:16 pm)Piss3d0ffAth3ist Wrote: That makes you a predator!
No... a predator looks like this:
![[Image: predator-film.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.wolfgnards.com%2Fmedia%2Fblogs%2Fphotos%2Fmiscellaneous%2Fpredator-film.jpg)
Whereas I? I look like this:
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