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Man is the Head of the House
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 12:54 am
(January 25, 2013 at 3:34 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Is that a tiny dragon attacking someones cock...or what?

Yes sweetie, the dragon is attacking it.

Like when you and mummy wrestle?

Exactly.
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 4:44 am
(January 26, 2013 at 12:54 am)Stue Denim Wrote: Yes sweetie, the dragon is attacking it.

Like when you and mummy wrestle?

Exactly.

It isn't an attack... it is lovemaking.
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 4:49 am (This post was last modified: January 26, 2013 at 4:56 am by jonb.)
I took Stues word for it that mummies know about that sort of thing.
But now I notice that Stue is a male, I think I'm now thinking of the wrong sort of mummy.
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 4:56 am
(January 26, 2013 at 4:49 am)jonb Wrote: I took Stues word for it that mummies know about that sort of thing.

Based on the show I'm watching, mummies certainly know how to steal souls and knowledge Big Grin

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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 5:00 am
Now I'm wondering if its this sort of mummy?
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 5:15 am
(January 25, 2013 at 3:34 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Is that a tiny dragon attacking someones cock...or what?

Ha!!!! I happen to know this one!

It`s from Bhutan, a small country which borders to the northeast of India.

It some kinf of Buddist tradition there to paint an errect cock on the walls of your house.

It supposedly scares away nosy people and gossip??? I actualy guess it has the oposite effect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_pai..._in_Bhutan

Some of them do look weird.

Sore cock with firery whirlwind pubes and soviet army helmet as glens with a snaketounge sticking out of it:

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This looks like the entrence to an asian gay bar:

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With some nice ribbons raped arround them:

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midget dick with ribbon:

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Served in a nice golden cup or grale:

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And if one adds pubes like the fur of some animal, hell why not add some eyes to it aswell:

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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 6:34 am
Yes, this is exactly where Christian was hoping this thread would go when he started it. Big Grin
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 6:36 am
How does having a picture of a massive cock on your house discourage gossip?



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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 6:41 am
(January 26, 2013 at 6:36 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: How does having a picture of a massive cock on your house discourage gossip?

Well, if you just painted a huge penis on your house, you can reason that at least the subject matter of the gossip would change. Tongue
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 6:42 am
(January 26, 2013 at 6:36 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: How does having a picture of a massive cock on your house discourage gossip?

Maybe it's one of those "go ahead, tell everyone the truth. They'll never believe you!" things? Tongue
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