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Man is the Head of the House

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Man is the Head of the House
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 12:54 am
(January 25, 2013 at 3:34 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Is that a tiny dragon attacking someones cock...or what?

Yes sweetie, the dragon is attacking it.

Like when you and mummy wrestle?

Exactly.
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#52
RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 4:44 am
(January 26, 2013 at 12:54 am)Stue Denim Wrote: Yes sweetie, the dragon is attacking it.

Like when you and mummy wrestle?

Exactly.

It isn't an attack... it is lovemaking.
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 4:49 am (This post was last modified: January 26, 2013 at 4:56 am by jonb.)
I took Stues word for it that mummies know about that sort of thing.
But now I notice that Stue is a male, I think I'm now thinking of the wrong sort of mummy.
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 4:56 am
(January 26, 2013 at 4:49 am)jonb Wrote: I took Stues word for it that mummies know about that sort of thing.

Based on the show I'm watching, mummies certainly know how to steal souls and knowledge Big Grin

THIS IS THE BIG MOMENT FOR WILLOW, OMG! She's about to choose to get on with her life! Over Xander! Almost... hooray! Big Grin
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 5:00 am
Now I'm wondering if its this sort of mummy?
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 5:15 am
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#57
RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 6:34 am
Yes, this is exactly where Christian was hoping this thread would go when he started it. Big Grin
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#58
RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 6:36 am
How does having a picture of a massive cock on your house discourage gossip?



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#59
RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 6:41 am
(January 26, 2013 at 6:36 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: How does having a picture of a massive cock on your house discourage gossip?

Well, if you just painted a huge penis on your house, you can reason that at least the subject matter of the gossip would change. Tongue
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RE: Man is the Head of the House
January 26, 2013 at 6:42 am
(January 26, 2013 at 6:36 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: How does having a picture of a massive cock on your house discourage gossip?

Maybe it's one of those "go ahead, tell everyone the truth. They'll never believe you!" things? Tongue
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