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God is Real and seen By People

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God is Real and seen By People
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 22, 2013 at 3:20 pm
(January 22, 2013 at 3:02 pm)Brian37 Wrote: England did bring some great things. Shakespeare and Benny Hill. And damn, those accents, sexy male and female. America has some of the worst accents in the world.

Apparently in the hangout my accent set of peoples gaydars...
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 22, 2013 at 3:42 pm
(January 22, 2013 at 2:44 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(January 22, 2013 at 2:41 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Oy! Some of us live and work here.

Then you know what I mean.

The road network alone proves that someone wanted to stress test the concept of survival of the fittest.

Three lanes turn to one with no warning! I only drive around there if there is no possible alternative.

I can only assume we imported a Londoner to America to design our Washington DC street grid.
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January 22, 2013 at 4:03 pm
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 23, 2013 at 10:58 am
(January 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(January 21, 2013 at 7:58 pm)Ryantology Wrote: [Image: pk_volvo_god.jpg]

What did the dispatcher say to the truck driver as he drove off with the packages?
"GODspeed!"

What did the customer say when he logged in the delivery order and realized he needed it utilize their overnight service?
"Better switch to GOD-mode."

What did the supervisor say when he realized he desperately needed that package delivered the next day?
"GOD help us!"


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What did the dispatcher say to the customer who complained that they don't deliver to his part of the world?
"GOD don't give a shit where you live."

What did the CEO say about potentially hiring G.O.D. to handle all their shipping?
"What if GOD was one of us?"

What did the manager say when some of his packages were delivered on time and some were destroyed during shipping?
"GOD works in mysterious ways."

What did the police officer say after he issued one of their drivers a subpoena to show up in court?
"I served an angry GOD."

After the truck capsizes and causes a 10 car pile-up blocking all the lanes, the highway patrol designate it a "GOD dam."
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 23, 2013 at 11:18 am
(January 22, 2013 at 3:20 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(January 22, 2013 at 3:02 pm)Brian37 Wrote: England did bring some great things. Shakespeare and Benny Hill. And damn, those accents, sexy male and female. America has some of the worst accents in the world.

Apparently in the hangout my accent set of peoples gaydars...

Gay or not I'd be flattered if someone found me attractive. But if I am not on the same team I politely turn them down and say "thanks". We cant help our sexuality or who we are attracted to. I am also not attracted to obese women or big butts, others are.

I simply find the British accent much more attractive than any of our American accents. I also like Asian women. If Lucy Lu hit on me I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 23, 2013 at 11:26 am
(January 23, 2013 at 11:18 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 22, 2013 at 3:20 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Apparently in the hangout my accent set of peoples gaydars...

Gay or not I'd be flattered if someone found me attractive. But if I am not on the same team I politely turn them down and say "thanks". We cant help our sexuality or who we are attracted to. I am also not attracted to obese women or big butts, others are.

I think you misunderstand. I was just talking about the google hangout the other night.
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RE: God is Real and seen By People
January 23, 2013 at 11:36 am
(January 23, 2013 at 11:26 am)Insanity x Wrote:
(January 23, 2013 at 11:18 am)Brian37 Wrote: Gay or not I'd be flattered if someone found me attractive. But if I am not on the same team I politely turn them down and say "thanks". We cant help our sexuality or who we are attracted to. I am also not attracted to obese women or big butts, others are.

I think you misunderstand. I was just talking about the google hangout the other night.

Ok, same thing, voice or in person. You still are who you are and like what you like.
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