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RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 3, 2013 at 6:50 am
Best treatment for hemorrhoids? Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 3, 2013 at 12:41 pm
(February 3, 2013 at 3:59 am)Christian Wrote: Friend,
Why is your religious views, "Fuck your god" when you don't believe in religions?

Friend,
Why are you posting at an atheist forum, when you aren't an atheist?
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#13
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 3, 2013 at 6:52 pm
Friend, why am I your Friend?
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#14
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February 3, 2013 at 7:11 pm
You know, when someone I barely know calls me friend, the first thing I do is check to see that I still have my wallet.
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February 3, 2013 at 7:14 pm
(February 3, 2013 at 7:11 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You know, when someone I barely know calls me friend, the first thing I do is check to see that I still have my wallet.

There's no need to check that, pal. No worries.
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February 3, 2013 at 7:55 pm
(February 3, 2013 at 3:59 am)Christian Wrote: Friend,
Why is your religious views, "Fuck your god" when you don't believe in religions?

Because you do.
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February 3, 2013 at 9:26 pm
(February 3, 2013 at 3:59 am)Christian Wrote: Friend,
Why is your religious views, "Fuck your god" when you don't believe in religions?

Same main character, different fantasy.
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#18
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February 4, 2013 at 7:47 am
If you don't chew peanuts when eating them, will you shit peanut butter?
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February 4, 2013 at 8:09 am
What would you think if I started a "Ask an ABBA fan anything" thread? I already know the answer though so.

What did you think of the Super Bowl? Did you watch it? Man that halftime show was burlesque if not anything else.
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#20
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 4, 2013 at 9:32 am
(February 3, 2013 at 9:26 pm)Dee Dee Ramone Wrote:
(February 3, 2013 at 3:59 am)Christian Wrote: Friend,
Why is your religious views, "Fuck your god" when you don't believe in religions?

Same main character, different fantasy.

They don't get it.

"I am special"
"I am special"
"I am special"
"I am special"

But they don't realize that they are merely in line at the DMV, take a number.
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