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#21
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 4, 2013 at 1:57 pm
(February 3, 2013 at 6:50 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Best treatment for hemorrhoids? Big Grin

Apply raw, peeled potato to the affected area... I had children, don't ask.
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#22
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 4, 2013 at 2:07 pm
are you made of gold?
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#23
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 4, 2013 at 2:07 pm
(February 4, 2013 at 7:47 am)Zen Badger Wrote: If you don't chew peanuts when eating them, will you shit peanut butter?

I think it's likelier that you'll shit Payday bars.

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(February 4, 2013 at 8:09 am)Brian37 Wrote: What would you think if I started a "Ask an ABBA fan anything" thread? I already know the answer though so.

You already know the answer!

Quote:What did you think of the Super Bowl? Did you watch it? Man that halftime show was burlesque if not anything else.

I think fuck the Ravens and fuck Ray Lewis. But, I really did not want either team to win.
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#24
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 4, 2013 at 2:25 pm
(February 4, 2013 at 1:57 pm)festive1 Wrote:
(February 3, 2013 at 6:50 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Best treatment for hemorrhoids? Big Grin

Apply raw, peeled potato to the affected area... I had children, don't ask.

I was told cayenne pepper and kerosene, applied with sandpaper. Mind you, I was told this by someone who didn't like me, so ymmv.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#25
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 4, 2013 at 2:32 pm
(February 3, 2013 at 6:52 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Friend, why am I your Friend?

don`t dodge the ?
"enemy". better?
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#26
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 4, 2013 at 2:38 pm
(February 4, 2013 at 2:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I was told cayenne pepper and kerosene, applied with sandpaper. Mind you, I was told this by someone who didn't like me, so ymmv.

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#27
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 4, 2013 at 3:06 pm
Charmin: Extra Soft or Extra Strong? Wink Shades
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#28
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 4, 2013 at 3:50 pm
(February 4, 2013 at 2:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(February 4, 2013 at 1:57 pm)festive1 Wrote: Apply raw, peeled potato to the affected area... I had children, don't ask.

I was told cayenne pepper and kerosene, applied with sandpaper. Mind you, I was told this by someone who didn't like me, so ymmv.

Make sure you disinfect the affected area with alcohol first.
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#29
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 4, 2013 at 3:53 pm
I bet that's where I was going wrong.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#30
RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 4, 2013 at 3:55 pm
A thorough internal and external cleaning with a stiff wire brush couldn't hurt either.

Oh, wait.
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