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I'm your future self. Ask me/you anything!

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I'm your future self. Ask me/you anything!
Tea Earl Grey Hot Offline
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I'm your future self. Ask me/you anything!
February 3, 2013 at 2:18 am
What do you want to know about you?
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RE: I'm your future self. Ask me/you anything!
February 3, 2013 at 2:20 am
Will I regret this?
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RE: I'm your future self. Ask me/you anything!
February 3, 2013 at 2:20 am
Does anyone find where I dumped the bodies?
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RE: I'm your future self. Ask me/you anything!
February 3, 2013 at 2:20 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2013 at 2:21 am by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
(February 3, 2013 at 2:20 am)Ryantology Wrote: Will I regret this?

Be more specific.
(February 3, 2013 at 2:20 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Does anyone find where I dumped the bodies?

Min does on one of his archaeology digs.
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RE: I'm your future self. Ask me/you anything!
February 3, 2013 at 2:23 am
Are you alright? Did i ever get to have a threesome? Give me the numbers for the lottery or some football teams that won beating the odds so i can bet on them.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

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RE: I'm your future self. Ask me/you anything!
February 3, 2013 at 2:24 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2013 at 2:25 am by Cyberman.)
What are next week's Lottery numbers?

Will I regret eating that funny green bacon I found at the back of the fridge?

Do I, in fact, lift?

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I'm your future self. Ask me/you anything!
February 3, 2013 at 2:26 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2013 at 2:29 am by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
(February 3, 2013 at 2:23 am)paulpablo Wrote: Are you alright? Did i ever get to have a threesome? Give me the numbers for the lottery or some football teams that won beating the odds so i can bet on them.

It's only legal to be al-left in the future. You had a threesome between your future self and your past self.

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(February 3, 2013 at 2:24 am)Stimbo Wrote: What are next week's Lottery numbers?

Will I regret eating that funny green bacon I found at the back of the fridge?

Do I, in fact, lift?

(Edit: Dang - must type faster...)

I'm only the Stimbo of an hour from now. But yeah, don't eat the bacon.
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RE: I'm your future self. Ask me/you anything!
February 3, 2013 at 2:29 am
Will I ever get my Armenian honeymoon?
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RE: I'm your future self. Ask me/you anything!
February 3, 2013 at 2:32 am
(February 3, 2013 at 2:29 am)Annik Wrote: Will I ever get my Armenian honeymoon?

You got a Calvinist honeymoon instead. You had no choice.
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February 3, 2013 at 2:39 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2013 at 2:40 am by Angrboda.)



Watch out for that wormhole!
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