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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
February 14, 2013 at 4:50 pm
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(February 14, 2013 at 5:54 am)Esquilax Wrote: (February 13, 2013 at 9:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I did naht hit her; I did naht. Oh hai Mark!
Definitely The Room. 
God, the delivery on that line's something else, huh?
The only word I can think of that best describes it is 'stunning'. For writer, director and actor Tommy Wiseau, the entire film is a testament to his total inability to write, direct and act.
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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
February 14, 2013 at 5:39 pm
Here's one for you:
Him: What's that?
Her: It's sushi.
Him: You won't accept a guys tongue in your mouth and you're going to eat that?
Her: Can I eat?
Him: I don't know. Give it a try.
And one more:
Guy 1: Want a beer?
Guy 2: It's 7:30 in the morning.
Guy 1: Scotch?
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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
February 14, 2013 at 8:19 pm
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(February 14, 2013 at 5:39 pm)Baalzebutt Wrote: And one more:
Guy 1: Want a beer?
Guy 2: It's 7:30 in the morning.
Guy 1: Scotch?
Horrible Bosses? 
My favorite scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE0wRYOwh6I
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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
February 15, 2013 at 12:18 am
(February 14, 2013 at 4:50 pm)Stimbo Wrote: The only word I can think of that best describes it is 'stunning'. For writer, director and actor Tommy Wiseau, the entire film is a testament to his total inability to write, direct and act.
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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
February 15, 2013 at 12:41 am
Quote:- Johnny got drunk last night, and he hit me.
-- Johnny doesn't drink!
Quote:- I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer.
-- Look, don't worry about it.
Quote:Let's go eat, hah?
Quote:Anyway, how is your sex life?
We could fill a whole thread just with these, couldn't we? Thank you, Tommy Wiseau!
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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
February 15, 2013 at 3:04 am
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"And according to one of our units on the border of Centauri space, they've continued massing their fleet. We don't know why. Maybe they expect a counter attack, it's hard to say. And they have much to be concerned about. There's always the threat of an attack by say, a giant space dragon, the kind that leaves the sun every thirty days. It's a nuisance, but what would you expect from reptiles. Did I mention that my nose was on fire? That I have fifteen wild badgers living in my trousers? I'm sorry, would you prefer ferrets?"
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"Commander! Did you threaten to grab hold of this man by the collar and throw him out an airlock?"
"Yes I did."
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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
February 15, 2013 at 10:11 am
The majority of Full Metal Jacket is a goldmine for hilarious insults and fucked up quotes.
Full Metal Jacket - Boot camp scene. (Most of Sgt. Hartman's lines were improvised)
More boot camp - Pvt. Joker the atheist?
Full Metal Jacket - Helicopter Scene
"How can you shoot women and children?" "Easy, you just don't lead em so much. Ain't war hell!"
Jokers Monologue at the end
"My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary-jane rotten crotch."
American Werewolf in London:
"A naked American man stole my balloons."
Lord of War - AK-47
Can't find a good clip for these ones:
"I don't want to be remembered at all. If I'm being remembered, it means I'm dead."
"They say, Evil prevails when good men fail to act. What they ought to say is, Evil prevails."
"You fuck! You fucking fuck! You fuck- you fucking fuck! What the fuck is the matter with you?"
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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
February 15, 2013 at 10:50 am
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Oh god... people have been talking about Tommy Wiseau. Please stop. Just thinking about him makes me want to vomit in a baby's mouth.
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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
February 15, 2013 at 11:44 am
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(February 14, 2013 at 4:50 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (February 14, 2013 at 5:54 am)Esquilax Wrote: Definitely The Room.
God, the delivery on that line's something else, huh?
The only word I can think of that best describes it is 'stunning'. For writer, director and actor Tommy Wiseau, the entire film is a testament to his total inability to write, direct and act.
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(February 13, 2013 at 2:17 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.
I'm fairly sure this was frm the Original version of Arthur with Dudley Moore. His butler, Hobson says it to Linda?
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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
February 16, 2013 at 12:09 pm
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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