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Atheist Haiku
#41
RE: Atheist Haiku
How I wish I could
In my dreams I feel your love
Bonnie says hello
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#42
RE: Atheist Haiku
The best of all things
Is to know you are a part
Of the wonderment.

*****

Nothing could be sadder
Than to mistake faith in gods
For a thought process.

*****

Shout! Live! Learn! Laugh! Love!
Exault in the company
Of minds free from fear.

*****

Never despise those
Folk who tremble before gods.
Pity them, rather.

*****

When there are no priests,
When churches crumble to dust,
Humankind matures.

*****

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#43
RE: Atheist Haiku
(December 10, 2014 at 7:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How I wish I could
In my dreams I feel your love
Bonnie says hello

Who is this Bonnie
In your dreams of love with me
Is this girl sexy
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#44
RE: Atheist Haiku
This thread was meant for
Haikus on atheism
The Losty horned up. Big Grin

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#45
RE: Atheist Haiku
God was my savior
Repressed sexuality
Atheism freed me
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#46
RE: Atheist Haiku
(December 10, 2014 at 7:21 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Craving affection
I have so much love to share
Need get laid so bad.

I'd say! You sort of caveman'd out at the end there.
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#47
RE: Atheist Haiku
(December 10, 2014 at 8:09 pm)Losty Wrote: God was my savior
Repressed sexuality
Atheism freed me

We're all glad of it.
I never met repressed you,
Randy you's a hoot.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#48
RE: Atheist Haiku
(December 10, 2014 at 8:02 pm)Losty Wrote: Who is this Bonnie
In your dreams of love with me
Is this girl sexy

Bonnie The Boner
Sam's pet name for her best friend
Now he's unemployed
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#49
RE: Atheist Haiku
there is a craving maybe
a craving for food or intelligence
but maybe why not both
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#50
RE: Atheist Haiku
Need five syllables
Follow them with seven more
Then you end with five
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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