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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 7:45 pm
How I wish I could
In my dreams I feel your love
Bonnie says hello
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 8:00 pm
The best of all things
Is to know you are a part
Of the wonderment.
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Nothing could be sadder
Than to mistake faith in gods
For a thought process.
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Shout! Live! Learn! Laugh! Love!
Exault in the company
Of minds free from fear.
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Never despise those
Folk who tremble before gods.
Pity them, rather.
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When there are no priests,
When churches crumble to dust,
Humankind matures.
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 8:04 pm
This thread was meant for
Haikus on atheism
The Losty horned up.
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 8:09 pm
God was my savior
Repressed sexuality
Atheism freed me
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 8:11 pm
(December 10, 2014 at 8:09 pm)Losty Wrote: God was my savior
Repressed sexuality
Atheism freed me
We're all glad of it.
I never met repressed you,
Randy you's a hoot.
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 8:33 pm
(December 10, 2014 at 8:02 pm)Losty Wrote: Who is this Bonnie
In your dreams of love with me
Is this girl sexy
Bonnie The Boner
Sam's pet name for her best friend
Now he's unemployed
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 8:36 pm
there is a craving maybe
a craving for food or intelligence
but maybe why not both
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 8:40 pm
Need five syllables
Follow them with seven more
Then you end with five
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'