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Atheist Haiku
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#51
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 8:45 pm
Haikus can be tough.
Your fingertips get flatter
Tapping the meter.

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#52
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 8:48 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2014 at 8:49 pm by Jackalope.)
I like getting laid
God doesn't like that at all
He can fuck himself
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#53
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 9:38 pm
A hypotenuse
is on the opposite side
of the right angle
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#54
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 9:41 pm
I blew my nose
And I found God
Wait, it's'not

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#55
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 10, 2014 at 10:12 pm
Something simple, here:
"Stand tall, and shake the heavens;
No god required"
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#56
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 11, 2014 at 12:44 am
a- and theists dare
some are caustic, some don't care
some boast, others share
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#57
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 11, 2014 at 4:22 am (This post was last modified: December 11, 2014 at 4:26 am by Alex K.)
(December 10, 2014 at 9:38 pm)dyresand Wrote: A hypotenuse
is on the opposite side
of the right angle

Very nice - and so true!
(December 10, 2014 at 9:41 pm)Beccs Wrote: I blew my nose
And I found God
Wait, it's'not

Thread won
(December 10, 2014 at 8:09 pm)Losty Wrote: God was my savior
Repressed sexuality
Atheism freed me

No shit Big Grin
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#58
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 11, 2014 at 4:27 am
As you go through life,
Climb the mountain of reason.
Punch God in the face.

Boru
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#59
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 11, 2014 at 4:33 am
got out of my bed
had a look in the mirror
sure did regret it

(December 11, 2014 at 4:27 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As you go through life,
Climb the mountain of reason.
Punch God in the face.

Boru

You're Irish, aren't you? Big Grin
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#60
RE: Atheist Haiku
December 11, 2014 at 4:57 am
Very nice everyone! Really enjoyed these.
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