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What would your hell be like?

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What would your hell be like?
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RE: What would your hell be like?
March 2, 2013 at 4:10 am
(March 2, 2013 at 3:28 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: A bar filled with very happy, cheerfull, smiling, helpfull, friendly, calm, patient, joyfull and jolly Dutch people.

Particullarly if the pub reminds you of an attic and someone is calling a cab to take you home.
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RE: What would your hell be like?
March 2, 2013 at 4:58 pm
I wouldn't know I'm dead and I'd be a slave having to work constantly and I'd have a small cock and head like the elephant man while every single other person around me is having sex and partying.

Or maybe even worse, just spending eternity with no senses, just my own thoughts.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

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RE: What would your hell be like?
March 2, 2013 at 5:32 pm
(March 2, 2013 at 4:58 pm)paulpablo Wrote: I wouldn't know I'm dead and I'd be a slave having to work constantly and I'd have a small cock and head like the elephant man while every single other person around me is having sex and partying.

Or maybe even worse, just spending eternity with no senses, just my own thoughts.

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RE: What would your hell be like?
March 2, 2013 at 5:39 pm (This post was last modified: March 2, 2013 at 5:40 pm by Phish.)
My hell: spending another lifetime on earth,with stupid people
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RE: What would your hell be like?
March 2, 2013 at 5:40 pm
(March 2, 2013 at 5:39 pm)Phish Wrote: My hell: spending another lifetime on earth,

That would be my heaven.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: What would your hell be like?
March 2, 2013 at 5:42 pm
(March 2, 2013 at 5:40 pm)paulpablo Wrote:
(March 2, 2013 at 5:39 pm)Phish Wrote: My hell: spending another lifetime on earth,

That would be my heaven.

i fixed it Big Grin
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RE: What would your hell be like?
March 3, 2013 at 6:51 am
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RE: What would your hell be like?
March 3, 2013 at 1:11 pm (This post was last modified: March 3, 2013 at 1:12 pm by Angrboda.)



It would be a place where people with names like teaearlgreyhot and ryantology spend day after day, spewing an endless river of meaningless bullshit Oh wait. Hold up. This is my other reality, isn't it? Oh shit. Forget what I said. I'll get back to you.
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RE: What would your hell be like?
March 3, 2013 at 4:49 pm
(March 3, 2013 at 1:11 pm)apophenia Wrote:


It would be a place where people with names like teaearlgreyhot and ryantology spend day after day, spewing an endless river of meaningless bullshit Oh wait. Hold up. This is my other reality, isn't it? Oh shit. Forget what I said. I'll get back to you.



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RE: What would your hell be like?
March 4, 2013 at 9:33 am
Somewhere people babble, sing songs and bow down to a psychotic, dictatorial, sky tyrant. I've been there. I don't intend to go back unless for a wedding with a good booze up afterwards
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