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Spouse comes back from dead
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Spouse comes back from dead
Say your spouse goes missing and after a while is presumed dead. After a few years you fall in love with someone else and get married. But then it turns out your 1st spouse wasn't dead after all. He/she was actually wrongfully placed in a 3rd world prison and just got out.

What do you do? Do you divorce the 2nd spouse? Do you become polygamous? What?
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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mmmmmm...threesome.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Einstein
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Destroy the head or remove the brain. I'm not taking ANY chances.
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This is not a question I could answer without living through it.
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How the hell did my spouse get to a 3rd world country.... and then to its jail?..
Oh wait, we're in one... damn!
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Create a second identity and live a double life. It's the only practical solution.


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