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Spouse comes back from dead

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Spouse comes back from dead
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Spouse comes back from dead
March 22, 2013 at 11:41 am
Say your spouse goes missing and after a while is presumed dead. After a few years you fall in love with someone else and get married. But then it turns out your 1st spouse wasn't dead after all. He/she was actually wrongfully placed in a 3rd world prison and just got out.

What do you do? Do you divorce the 2nd spouse? Do you become polygamous? What?
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RE: Spouse comes back from dead
March 22, 2013 at 11:42 am
mmmmmm...threesome.
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RE: Spouse comes back from dead
March 22, 2013 at 11:44 am (This post was last modified: March 22, 2013 at 11:44 am by frankiej.)
Destroy the head or remove the brain. I'm not taking ANY chances.
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RE: Spouse comes back from dead
March 22, 2013 at 11:54 am
This is not a question I could answer without living through it.
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RE: Spouse comes back from dead
March 22, 2013 at 12:05 pm
How the hell did my spouse get to a 3rd world country.... and then to its jail?..
Oh wait, we're in one... damn!
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RE: Spouse comes back from dead
March 22, 2013 at 12:50 pm



Create a second identity and live a double life. It's the only practical solution.
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