Why the E-mail is Like a Male Reproductive Organ
1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
3. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today, especially the young ones, use it for fun and pleasure.
4. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
5. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It becomes most active when you're flirting.
7. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
8. Users need to protect it's privacy.
9. It may require more than a single try to be able to successfully transmit your message to the other side.
10. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
I posted that before here:
http://atheistforums.org/thread-11166.html
1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
3. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today, especially the young ones, use it for fun and pleasure.
4. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
5. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
6. It becomes most active when you're flirting.
7. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
8. Users need to protect it's privacy.
9. It may require more than a single try to be able to successfully transmit your message to the other side.
10. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
I posted that before here:
http://atheistforums.org/thread-11166.html
