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How to convert non-believers

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How to convert non-believers
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How to convert non-believers
April 8, 2013 at 12:49 am
Bring your god out here to show us all all of his godliness and tell us why we should all love and fear him. Do not tell me what god said and wants me to do. I want god himself to so. His presence and his presence only can put all of this back and forth to rest and turn us all into god fearing children.
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RE: How to convert non-believers
April 8, 2013 at 12:58 am
(April 8, 2013 at 12:49 am)frz Wrote: Bring your god out here to show us all all of his godliness and tell us why we should all love and fear him. Do not tell me what god said and wants me to do. I want god himself to so. His presence and his presence only can put all of this back and forth to rest and turn us all into god fearing children.

Fucking brilliant! Never thought of that.

Allow me to be your manager. Your first gig is in Riyadh.
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RE: How to convert non-believers
April 8, 2013 at 5:54 am
Have a strong feeling I'm going to end up like this whilst waiting

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RE: How to convert non-believers
April 8, 2013 at 6:09 am
(April 8, 2013 at 12:49 am)frz Wrote: Bring your god out here to show us all all of his godliness and tell us why we should all love and fear him. Do not tell me what god said and wants me to do. I want god himself to so. His presence and his presence only can put all of this back and forth to rest and turn us all into god fearing children.

Obedience to a god is always obedience to its priests.

But the religion of the priests is not the religion of the people.
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RE: How to convert non-believers
April 8, 2013 at 11:18 am
Quote:Your first gig is in Riyadh.

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RE: How to convert non-believers
April 8, 2013 at 11:22 am
God(s) used to show up all the time. They've gotten lazy, I think.
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RE: How to convert non-believers
April 8, 2013 at 11:27 am
(April 8, 2013 at 11:22 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: God(s) used to show up all the time. They've gotten lazy, I think.

Good point, Summer. God used to destroy cities.... now he puts in an appearance on a skillet.

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RE: How to convert non-believers
April 8, 2013 at 11:32 am
That looks more like Two-Face to me, Min. Tongue
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RE: How to convert non-believers
April 8, 2013 at 12:23 pm
If Thor looks like Chris Hemsworth, he's welcome to show himself to me any time he wants. He doesn't even have to speak English.
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RE: How to convert non-believers
April 8, 2013 at 12:54 pm
(April 8, 2013 at 12:23 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: If Thor looks like Chris Hemsworth, he's welcome to show himself to me any time he wants. He doesn't even have to speak English.

Which suggests he is the god of whispers in quiet places.

Gods are more credible if poetic even with poor poetry.

The god of an attribute is more credible than the god of a place. But the god of a place is delightfully primitive in its own right.
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