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The atheists want your children (according to K. Ham)
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RE: The atheists want your children (according to K. Ham)
May 1, 2013 at 6:09 pm
A bunch of us should get together and say 'happy holidays' to people on the street in December, like the evil badasses we are.
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RE: The atheists want your children (according to K. Ham)
May 1, 2013 at 6:13 pm
(May 1, 2013 at 6:08 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 1, 2013 at 4:30 pm)wwjs Wrote: All your children are belong to us. I'll get BBQ ready


I just bet that kid's name is Stu.
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RE: The atheists want your children (according to K. Ham)
May 1, 2013 at 6:15 pm
(May 1, 2013 at 6:13 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I just bet that kid's name is Stu.

Oh, I get it now! No wonder Mr. Ham is so worried that atheists want his children!
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RE: The atheists want your children (according to K. Ham)
May 1, 2013 at 6:19 pm
(May 1, 2013 at 6:13 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(May 1, 2013 at 6:08 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:


I just bet that kid's name is Stu.

If it's not now, it will be in 6 hours over low-medium heat.

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RE: The atheists want your children (according to K. Ham)
May 1, 2013 at 7:19 pm
This thread is making me hungry. Damn you devil for making babies so tasty!
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RE: The atheists want your children (according to K. Ham)
May 1, 2013 at 9:24 pm
To be fair, you can see why Ham might be worried about this: he is basically a child himself.
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RE: The atheists want your children (according to K. Ham)
May 1, 2013 at 9:31 pm
(May 1, 2013 at 9:24 pm)Esquilax Wrote: To be fair, you can see why Ham might be worried about this: he is basically a child himself.

Even his name screams "eat me!"
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Re: RE: The atheists want your children (according to K. Ham)
May 1, 2013 at 9:46 pm
(May 1, 2013 at 9:31 pm)Psykhronic Wrote:
(May 1, 2013 at 9:24 pm)Esquilax Wrote: To be fair, you can see why Ham might be worried about this: he is basically a child himself.

Even his name screams "eat me!"

Ham!
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RE: The atheists want your children (according to K. Ham)
May 1, 2013 at 10:23 pm
Get in my belly!
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RE: The atheists want your children (according to K. Ham)
May 1, 2013 at 10:40 pm
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