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Alex Jones Says...
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RE: Alex Jones Says...
*Tosses another crisp 100 dollar bill into the fireplace*

Er... no idea.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#12
RE: Alex Jones Says...
I heared that this man believe in the "reptilian complot theory" therefore he has a problem.
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#13
RE: Alex Jones Says...
I think if there is a master plan on top of the freemasons hierarchy, it's this: make themselves hated to the masses, so that the masses unite to overthrow them, and by doing so, will come together in cohesion and establish justice. The master plan would a secret, but that's why they make themselves as if they worship gods/djinn, make all sorts of music with satanic/corrupt themes, promote corruption...

It's so people learn to stand up against them. Only that they are doing a sacrifice in reality, and even after the revolution is over, no one will know of their noble plan.

Except me, because I'm a genius Tongue
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(May 6, 2013 at 4:10 pm)viocjit Wrote: I heared that this man believe in the "reptilian complot theory" therefore he has a problem.

Huh..

I thought those types didn't exist. Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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(May 6, 2013 at 4:10 pm)viocjit Wrote: I heared that this man believe in the "reptilian complot theory" therefore he has a problem.

You think that's weird, hear this. To quote RationalWiki,

He claims that "the elite" conspirators who he says control the world "believe they're contacting inter-dimensional aliens" through use of the drug DMT, and "believe that they are being directed by them." Jones says that the entities that the world-ruling conspirators worship are called "clockwork elves" and that their ultimate goal is to be granted "eternal life" after they "kill everybody."

But don't take my word for it. Take his.
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(May 6, 2013 at 6:00 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: He claims that "the elite" conspirators who he says control the world "believe they're contacting inter-dimensional aliens" through use of the drug DMT, and "believe that they are being directed by them." Jones says that the entities that the world-ruling conspirators worship are called "clockwork elves" and that their ultimate goal is to be granted "eternal life" after they "kill everybody."

Wacky
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#17
RE: Alex Jones Says...
New level of crazy!
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(May 6, 2013 at 8:32 pm)Dragonetti Wrote: New level of crazy!

Yeah, shitloads of drugs, omnicide, and elves. I never thought I'd see someone who seems to treat Thirty H's as gospel.
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(May 6, 2013 at 8:55 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: I never thought I'd see someone who seems to treat Thirty H's as gospel.
*clicks link*

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#20
RE: Alex Jones Says...
(May 6, 2013 at 8:55 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(May 6, 2013 at 8:32 pm)Dragonetti Wrote: New level of crazy!

Yeah, shitloads of drugs, omnicide, and elves. I never thought I'd see someone who seems to treat Thirty H's as gospel.

What the fuck in the name of all that is unholy is this shit?
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