Everything required (except the f'in gas block which UPS didn't deliver yesterday for some reason) to build an evil black rifle of the lightweight carbine variety.
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My evil black weekend project
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Everything required (except the f'in gas block which UPS didn't deliver yesterday for some reason) to build an evil black rifle of the lightweight carbine variety.
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Rythem could put that together in less than a minute....blind folded.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. (May 18, 2013 at 10:53 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Rythem could put that together in less than a minute....blind folded. You're thinking of Forrest Gump.
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(May 18, 2013 at 11:05 am)Faith No More Wrote:(May 18, 2013 at 10:53 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Rythem could put that together in less than a minute....blind folded. No I'm really not. Bloody ping pong playing bastard. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. (May 18, 2013 at 10:53 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Rythem could put that together in less than a minute....blind folded. In this state of disassembly it would probably take a little longer than a minute. Especially if he doesn't have a couple of special tools.
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(May 18, 2013 at 11:34 am)popeyespappy Wrote:(May 18, 2013 at 10:53 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Rythem could put that together in less than a minute....blind folded. I feel you may be taking this more seriously than me. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
All done until the gas block shows up.
Until then I have a perfectly functional high capacity bolt action rifle.
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I'm jelly.
(May 18, 2013 at 11:05 am)Faith No More Wrote:(May 18, 2013 at 10:53 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Rythem could put that together in less than a minute....blind folded. I think there's some parts of the military where that sort of thing's actually standard. Apparently, in Week 3, you receive a rifle, and you spend a good portion of the next few weeks dismantling and rebuilding it over and over until you're ready to pistol-whip the Drill Sergeant. And some even teach doing so blindfolded; so that if a soldier gets eye damage or is in a sandstorm and needs to fix his gun, he can easily do so. So, it's not just something they made up for Forrest Gump. Of course, doing so in less than a minute, I'm not sure about.
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