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Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)

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Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 6, 2013 at 12:40 am
Oh snap, I need ice for this burn! Send me the dry ice!
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 6, 2013 at 1:36 am
(June 6, 2013 at 12:40 am)Walking Void Wrote: Oh snap, I need ice for this burn! Send me the dry ice!

Apes shouldn't play with fire...

Waterbending is much more their style.
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 6, 2013 at 10:08 am
(June 5, 2013 at 5:53 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(June 5, 2013 at 3:41 pm)Tonus Wrote: *Whips out his Imaginary Mini-Super-Computer* *tap* *tap* *tap*

According to this, my statements made perfect sense. I'd debug the module, but it's self aware and that would be murder. Angry

An illogic machine? Heavens, Tonus: what have you done? Shock

It's okay! I feed it regularly. What could go wrong?
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 6, 2013 at 3:06 pm (This post was last modified: June 6, 2013 at 3:06 pm by Violet.)
(June 6, 2013 at 10:08 am)Tonus Wrote: It's okay! I feed it regularly. What could go wrong?

How about... SOMETHING ILLOGICAL! Panic

I'm not sure just how much power your machine has, or I might be a hell of a lot more concerned. Does the machine have a tail?
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 6, 2013 at 4:05 pm
(June 6, 2013 at 3:06 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: How about... SOMETHING ILLOGICAL! Panic

I'm not sure just how much power your machine has, or I might be a hell of a lot more concerned. Does the machine have a tail?

I dunno. I'm afraid to look now. Shifty
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 6, 2013 at 4:11 pm
I didn't vote, because I'm a bunny.
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 7, 2013 at 12:12 am
(June 6, 2013 at 4:11 pm)Savannahw Wrote: I didn't vote, because I'm a bunny.

Doesn't follow... welcome to the forum, newblood. by the way, you're stupid Heart

More bunnies? It's an infestation, I say.
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 7, 2013 at 12:23 am
All it takes is 2 bunnies (of opposite gender) and BLAM! I have enough meat for a sandwich!

Wait, what did You think I was about to say?
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 7, 2013 at 12:43 am
(June 7, 2013 at 12:23 am)Walking Void Wrote: All it takes is 2 bunnies (of opposite gender) and BLAM! I have enough meat for a sandwich!

Not sure how their genders matter for any purpose... at all. Heck, one should be enough for a good number of sandwiches. Have you been starving these bunnies?

Quote:Wait, what did You think I was about to say?

Something illogical, as usual. Smile
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June 7, 2013 at 2:49 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2013 at 3:23 pm by Mystical.)
Speaking of two bunnies, I had a bunny nightmare that was so fucked up. I was hopping happily through a haunted hospital, getting into bunny showdown fights with other bunnies, when, BAM! Someone snatched me up and suffocated me along with some cats and a hyena. Now I know why. Savannah--run awayyy! Run awayyyyy!
PS I can think of way better things to do with two girl bunnies than a food sandwich. Like, making a sandwich outta yourselfWink
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