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Everything explained. There is a God - bugger!

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Everything explained. There is a God - bugger!
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RE: Everything explained. There is a God - bugger!
June 6, 2013 at 9:17 am
(June 6, 2013 at 9:07 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: God would have to be a woman. That explains both giving life and the extreme bitchiness and mood swings of the weather.

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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Everything explained. There is a God - bugger!
June 6, 2013 at 9:29 am
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"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
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RE: Everything explained. There is a God - bugger!
June 6, 2013 at 1:49 pm
I was hoping someone would pick up on this story. The interesting thing is how hard a theory it is to knock down even though its entirely in jest. In many ways it offers a more realistic explanation of the universe and everything than any religion does.

Ah well. Not all that well written after all then.
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RE: Everything explained. There is a God - bugger!
June 6, 2013 at 2:02 pm
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Are you sure it was "god" and not some flunky angel....like "gabriel" or "moroni"?
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