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Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
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Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 13, 2013 at 5:18 pm
You know the type of joke that's really terrible, yet you snicker at it anyways? Post 'em here.


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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 13, 2013 at 5:20 pm
Whats black then white then black then white then black then white?




Whats black and white and laughing its head off?


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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 13, 2013 at 5:24 pm
Perfect!

The joke that only needs a punchline:


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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 13, 2013 at 5:35 pm (This post was last modified: June 13, 2013 at 5:36 pm by popeyespappy.)
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?



Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?


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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 13, 2013 at 5:43 pm (This post was last modified: June 13, 2013 at 5:44 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
A bum was sitting on a bench watching a lady check out of the supermarket. After she placed her groceries on the counter, the bum spoke up: "I can tell that you're single."
The lady asked, "How can you tell that from my groceries?"
The bum replied, "It's not because of your groceries, it's because you're ugly."

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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 13, 2013 at 5:52 pm
What did the test tube say to the graduated cylinder?





What did one clock say to the other clock?





What did one eye say to the other eye?





What did the cowboy say to the pencil?


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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 13, 2013 at 6:03 pm
It was only a matter of time before Rayaan discovered this thread. Mwhahahaha.



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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 13, 2013 at 6:09 pm
(June 13, 2013 at 6:03 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: It was only a matter of time before Rayaan discovered this thread. Mwhahahaha.

... and so did all the other members who replied here. Tongue

Was this REALLY a trap for me? Hmm ...
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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 13, 2013 at 6:11 pm
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RE: Terrible yet hilarious jokes thread
June 13, 2013 at 6:11 pm
Why were the Native Americans here first?





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