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The Last Movie You Watched
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 (December 5, 2020 at 10:14 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: No points for a very believable bombing of Tokyo? That's 'Doolittle', not 'Dolittle'. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
'Jingle Jangle' (2020). A surprisingly enjoyable Christmas musical about a magical toymaker - Jeronicus Jangle - who has fallen on hard times after the death of his wife and estrangement from his daughter.
Forest Whitaker gives a sweetly funny performance as Jeronicus and has a surprisingly pleasant singing voice (which I did not know). Keegan-Michael Key is sufficiently nasty as the villain of the piece, goaded on by Ricky Martin voicing a sentient narcissistic matador doll. 7/10. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (December 6, 2020 at 7:19 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'Jingle Jangle' (2020). With a title like that, they should have made it a horror movie.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (December 6, 2020 at 7:43 am)Eleven Wrote:(December 6, 2020 at 7:19 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'Jingle Jangle' (2020). That's a fair point. Since they didn't, we've got a Christmas movie that's a cut above the usual dreck for this time of year. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(December 6, 2020 at 8:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That's a fair point. Since they didn't, we've got a Christmas movie that's a cut above the usual dreck for this time of year. What, Hallmark holiday movies don't appeal to you?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (December 6, 2020 at 8:13 am)Eleven Wrote:(December 6, 2020 at 8:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That's a fair point. Since they didn't, we've got a Christmas movie that's a cut above the usual dreck for this time of year. They hold precisely the same level of appeal as masturbating with a cheese grater. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
The best Christmas movies are 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' (original animated version - Jim Carrey ruined the live action version), 'A Charlie Brown Christmas', and the claymation 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'.
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
I don't watch horror movies. Dark, suspenseful movies - yes. Horror - nope.
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius |
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